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@lurven.bsky.social

speedrunner, social educator (vernepleier), norwegian. i aspire to be a nuanced idiot he/him

42 Followers  |  52 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 11.12.2024  |  1.7055

Latest posts by lurven.bsky.social on Bluesky

putting your computer to any language except english is stupid and males being online harder and should be banned we should all submit to our american overlords can i get an amen

09.09.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when going to bed last night i realized a thesis is just another school assignment, man that shit has always just been a school assignment, why would i care about how it goes, why would anyone?

23.05.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@slitherpunk.bsky.social hi it is me again, the speed tournament guy for that sewer game you made, i have a not-really business proposal to discuss with you, any way i can get into a dm or something like that?

23.05.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe how often there are turtles all the way down, bro. Like all the way, like we make a new leaderboard rule and thenI look under it and there is another smaller, more specific rule. Ban making rules or this will never end

16.04.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing early about it

08.02.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the hills and far away...

08.02.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Can you get High Chaos without killing anyone in Dishonored?
YouTube video by Som1Lse Can you get High Chaos without killing anyone in Dishonored?

Thinking about this video

youtu.be/fSnYshIsD6U?...

08.02.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which leads neatly into my next point. Did you know that Bingo is an elephant? (The biggest of all the animals) A thousand bowls of Kenkey is not enough for Bingo.

06.02.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It might not surprise some of my more world weary followers, but i was quite suprised to find that five little ducks went swimming one day, over the hills and far away. The mother duck went "Quack, quack, quack, quack" and only four of the five little ducks came back!!

06.02.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have also learned a harrowing tale about an itsy bitsy spider that climbed up the water spout, really touching stuff

06.02.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

First of all i have learned that if youre happy and you know it you should clap your hands

06.02.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things I have learned by working in an elementary school in africa, a thread. 1/x

06.02.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just input my password real nice, think that was pb

06.01.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is!!!

06.01.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ye man its doin'

04.01.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im up to 3 coldsores at the same time, no one does it like me.

29.12.2024 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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chrimb

25.12.2024 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im on an obtuse streaj, and its probably not over

16.12.2024 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

straight up jorkin it and by 'it' haha well lets just say, my grok

16.12.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i genuinely dont know what game youre refering to, its not even on the okami wikipedia page, is this like when jak became a racing game?

13.12.2024 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my laptop is an insomniac, it loves cocaine. i try to turn the damn thing off but NOO theres an update daddy pls update me uwu, so i hit "update and fuck off", but instead it does update and restarf uwu.. fine, i was gonna let you sleep for the first time in 7 weeks but ure calling the shots i guess

13.12.2024 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dont have time but i would love to spend about 40 hours replaying the OG game rn

13.12.2024 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

okami 2 announcement got me suprisingly feeling excited already

13.12.2024 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what the grok is up fellas?

11.12.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big things ahead

11.12.2024 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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