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Matt Campbell

@bluehogreport.bsky.social

I learned all I need about livin' listenin' to old men and lovin' younger women

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It's like he's calling Chuck Knoblauch a pussy

02.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

for the party, it's a combination of out-of-touch leadership, gerontocracy, an elitist attitude they take towards their own voters, sclerotic response to fascism, all leading to a base that's fucking livid with them and eager for someone, anyone, who will be different.

02.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

LOLOLOLOLOL.

Jesus Christ, Jill. You're really gonna ask this question here and pretend like you're making the point you're trying to make?

02.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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if you’re dressed like this on CNBC I know for a fact not to listen to you

02.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honey, wake up! The cunts who are insulated from their decisions are playing war again!

02.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Lions are trading standout RB David Montgomery to the Texans, landing Houston a productive power back, per The Insiders.

A fifth-round pick goes back to Detroit, as Knuckles leaves Sonic.

02.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 15
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They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19032    πŸ” 5956    πŸ’¬ 1635    πŸ“Œ 468

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11595    πŸ” 3767    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 178
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It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

28.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3898    πŸ” 905    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 22

Also if we can't stop the unilateral action of the president, all we can do is spread awareness about it and convince the public to turn against it. Dems going on TV and saying "this rocks but he should have written us a letter" is doing the opposite.

01.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"How can you oppose war when Khamenei was evil?"

Simple. If you killed Donald Trump by nuking Washington DC, I would not mourn Trump but I'd still say you're an evil war criminal who belongs in the Hague. It's really not hard.

28.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6655    πŸ” 1464    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 41

β€œStop me before I blitz again”

/writes β€œgame over” in my notebook

28.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bobby Witt Jr. swings and hits a homer. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. swings and hits a homer. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. swings and hits a homer. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. swings and hits a homer. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. (right) high fives Vance Wilson (left) after homering. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. (right) high fives Vance Wilson (left) after homering. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. (left) high fives Matt Quatraro (right) after homering. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Bobby Witt Jr. (left) high fives Matt Quatraro (right) after homering. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

Three-run Bobby blast! πŸš€

27.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

do i know anyone in memphis, tn?

27.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fixing the vibe at the party* (*repeatedly playing Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on speakerphone for the pigeons outside the pizza place)

26.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bart Hester, closet feminist? - Arkansas Times The only real surprise in a recent New York Times article about Arkansas's elections is Sen. Bart Hester's apparent pivot from caveman traditionalist to feminist fangirl.

The best part of writing this was compiling all the ways that Bart Hester is and always has been a troglodyte arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

26.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Cool cool. Quick question, though: why would you do this to my eyes?

26.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bart Hester, closet feminist? - Arkansas Times The only real surprise in a recent New York Times article about Arkansas's elections is Sen. Bart Hester's apparent pivot from caveman traditionalist to feminist fangirl.

The only real surprise in a recent New York Times article about Arkansas's elections is Sen. Bart Hester's apparent pivot from caveman traditionalist to feminist fangirl.

26.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the many Platner fans here, Peters is a white supremacist, Holocast denying / antisemetic, virulently anti-trans anti-gay right-wing influencer. There's no lack of people making similar points that Platner could be reading and promoting who are not nazis.

26.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3906    πŸ” 1054    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 273

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12875    πŸ” 4771    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 109
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Bart Hester and Ben Gilmore REALLY want you to vote for Will Jones - Arkansas Times Jones’ January campaign-finance report shows him raising a little over $11,600, with 60% of that β€” $7,000 β€” coming in the form of $3,500 contributions from both Hester and Gilmore.

Pulaski Co. PA Will "Booty Call" Jones' decision to take money from some of Arkansas' most odious Republicans - while seeking re-election in Democratic county - is perhaps his worst mistake since ... forgetting to hang up the phone as he was diddling his mistress.
#arpx
buff.ly/sFxcBzd

26.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nowhere to go but up!

26.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
mike_stanley on threads - I love a lot of things about the Brits. Like when they say β€œUrm” instead of β€œUm”, or β€œcuppa?” Instead of β€œwould you like a cup of tea?” Or how they β€œarrest pedophiles” regardless of social stature instead of β€œmaking them president.”
All really cute stuff. Brits, add me.

mike_stanley on threads - I love a lot of things about the Brits. Like when they say β€œUrm” instead of β€œUm”, or β€œcuppa?” Instead of β€œwould you like a cup of tea?” Or how they β€œarrest pedophiles” regardless of social stature instead of β€œmaking them president.” All really cute stuff. Brits, add me.

Brits, adopt me immediately

26.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

So the β€œAI-boosted growth path” resulting in 20-basis-point growth in U.S. GDP has exactly the same slope as the graph of growth since 1870, you say, and really the only downside is potential humanΒ extinction

26.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another rich fuck got deleted. Such beauty still exists in our cursed world.

26.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Philandering prosecutor gets campaign boost from Team Sanders - Arkansas Times Gov. Sarah Sanders' campaign manager, Chris Caldwell, is at it again, doing the governor's political bidding in the local prosecutor's race through an independent third-party group.

@arktimes.bsky.social reports that Bank OZK's affiliated PAC gave $100K to a shadowy dark money group boosting candidacy of Pulaski Co. PA Will "Booty Call" Jones, run by Gov. Sanders' campaign manager.
#Arkansas #arpx #arnews

26.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter is 18 today. I thought I would be sad when this day got here, but I'm not. She's such a cool person with a wonderful heart, any melancholy feelings about her growing up quickly give way to overflowing pride in the adult she's become. And I don't think you can ask much more than that.

26.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who says they're looking forward to "working with" Sanders on anything is admitting that they are going to fall in line with what she wants, because she doesn't work with anyone. She does what she wants and demands fealty.

26.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0