Matt Campbell

me to the sandwich i make for lunch every morning

If there was video of a Senate Dem giving a compound fracture to a Marine while wearing his dress blues, that guy would've been burned at the stake by close of business

“There are no merits” is amazing.

I hope it lightly rains at Lou Holtz’s funeral, so the mourners can look up to the sky and remember how it felt when you talked up close with Lou Holtz.

As expected the far right is not actually against war if they’re allowed to brutalize brown people at home.

Aaron Spencer, dad who killed daughter’s alleged molester, wins Republican primary for Lonoke County Sheriff - Arkansas Times The race was not particularly close, with Spencer getting nearly 54 percent of the more than 10,000 votes cast.

Aaron Spencer, dad who killed daughter’s alleged molester, wins three-way Republican primary for Lonoke County Sheriff; avoids runoff with 54% of the vote.

Caldwell, King win Republican Senate primaries, Johnson loses | Arkansas Democrat Gazette Senate Republican leader Blake Johnson of Corning was ousted in Tuesday’s primary election, but state Sens. Ron Caldwell of Wynne and Bryan King of Green Forest survived challenges.

BAD NIGHT FOR ARKANSAS' EMPRESS: Gov. Sanders goes 0-for-2 in revenge tour against senators who opposed her Barbie dream prison; 16-point DEM swing flips state House seat; prosecutor who protected her during #lecterngate ousted.
#Arkansas #arpx #arnews

Bobby Forrest Jr. defeats Will Jones in prosecutor’s race - Arkansas Times In what might be the most watched race of the entire nonpartisan election season, at least in Central Arkansas, challenger Bobby Forrest Jr. has defeated embattled incumbent Will Jones.

A BRAND NEW DAY: Arkansas' capital city may finally have a prosecutor who won't look the other way when presented with credible allegations of corruption by our state's elected officials, who are positively allergic to accountability. #lecterngate
#arpx #arnews

One was a gambler turned BBQ pitmaster. The other did product qc for IBM.

Look. I know y'all think your state is screwy, but one Arkansas county elected a man accused of murder as their sheriff.

(appearing in my weekly spot on my friend's TV show) i never wanted a public life
(appearing on Joe Rogan, again) i yearn to live in solitude, away from the cameras
(filming my own Netflix documentary, about me) oh! to be free from the fetters of fame! why must the public hound me so

I know this is very funny but also pretty striking that our government lies about literally everything, including stuff that's easy to prove.

Any Dem who ever sits down to make a deal across the aisle with this captured Congress, you're a dope.

I know one thing, before it's over people are going to get tired of me screaming about how if more of us would take advantage of early voting, a lot of what the GOP does to suppress votes on voting day wouldn't work.

Mike Huckabee makes lewd joke to staff in memo amidst US and Israel’s full-scale war with Iran - Arkansas Times While U.S. Embassy staff in Jerusalem sheltered in place amidst incoming drone and missile fire, Mike Huckabee decided to lighten the mood by making a lewd joke in an official memo.

While U.S. Embassy staff in Jerusalem sheltered in place amidst incoming drone and missile fire, Mike Huckabee decided to lighten the mood by making a lewd joke in an official memo. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

"a guy who believes in Trump's war also believes that being interviewed by Isaac Chotiner will go well for him" is in and of itself a data point against the war

Got kicked out of the library for doing exactly that

If you think Iran was going to strike the US, I have some NFT apes you are really gonna wanna buy.

Here comes the judge! A look at winners and losers in judicial races around the state - Arkansas Times Because there are far too many judicial races to do them all in separate stories, we put all of Tuesday's contested judicial race outcomes in one place.

Because there are far too many judicial races to do them all in separate stories, we put all of Tuesday's contested Supreme Court, Court of Appeals, and Circuit Court outcomes in one place.

Voting in the Texas dem primaries today and I’m sorry but I can’t vote for a white dude unironically wearing a cowboy hat.

I don't know why this has done it this morning, but:

The claim from MAGA reps that we have been "at war with Iran for 47 years" when a huge swath of Reagan's administration was convicted at trial or pled guilty to selling arms to Iran THROUGH ISRAEL for six years in the 80s is 🤯.

Bernie Sanders’ billionaire tax would soak about 900 people to fund $3,000 checks for the middle class

Okay. Great

Arkansas: One of America's States!

Or not run at all, knowing that he's a moron who doesn't understand anything about anything.

Down goes BoDirt! Caldwell defeats Sanders-backed primary challenger - Arkansas Times Sen. Ron Caldwell has defeated Trey "BoDirt" Bohannan, who had the support of Gov. Sarah Sanders and Kid Rock.

Sen. Ron Caldwell has defeated Trey “BoDirt” Bohannan, who had the support of Gov. Sarah Sanders and Kid Rock.

Attorney to run against Jana Bradford, prosecutor accused of protecting predatory uncle - Arkansas Times “The current lack of trust in the Prosecuting Attorney’s office is not only unacceptable, it puts public safety at risk,” Hunter said. “Our families deserve to know that justice is being pursued for t...

Additional happy news on election night in Arkansas: Erin Hunter has defeated prosecutor and pedophile protector Jana Bradford in the 9th West Judicial District. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

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Doing a ton of election results coverage on arktimes.com tonight, which you should totally check out, but I wanted to drop in and also just note that Trey "BoDirt" Bohannan is currently getting his ass STOMPED by Ron Caldwell, which is objectively hilarious.

ban the huckabees

"Furthermore, their mamas don't dance and their daddies don't rock and roll."