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Finally some bloody sunshine!

Headshot of me in bed, with a look of disgust on my face

The dog’s farted again. Will this suffering ne’er end?

On my leg

Me on a city street, head and shoulders shot, wearing a cream coloured jumper and pink fluffy jacket.

Trying to cheer up the winter dreich-ness with a pop of pink.

Sitting on edge of bed with white thermals on.

Snowy outside. Another thermals day I think.

Thanks for the tip!

Which service did you use in the end?

Beauty beary chubby merman

Thinking I need another tattoo…

Myca and Peanut in festive scarves against a red fluffy blanket, Xmas presents and twinkly Xmas lights. Werking it.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Head n shoulder shot of me: green checked shirt and red union suit underneath showing.

Thermals on! Ready to hit the outdoors.

I get you. 👍

It’s freezing so cosied up with my union suit and wool socks. Never looked hotter.

The joys of AI, eh?

AI picture of bearded chubby mariachi man in a wheelchair, both covered in night floral design.

Me wondering how people can mistake me for straight.

Me in a natty thick pink wool jacket and blue checked shirt underneath.

Off out in the cold. Wish me luck cos someone just went past in flip flops to shame me.

This is your old personal collection, isn’t it?

Me in a pink tshirt that has a teddy motif. I’m grinning stupidly.

Trying to feel perkiness in the face of lots of paperwork.

Shot of Mar-a-lago bathroom with classified docs stacked in boxes

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

Peanut the chihuahua on the deck outside, Sasha’s book on the table, and my shockingly sexy knee and a foot in a slipper showing. #NoShame

Still enjoying Sasha Coward’s lovely book

Me resting my head on his leg.

I’ve discovered his calves make great pillows

Me in garden with white top on.

Me sat on a bench in the garden. Blue shirt n natty pink shorts

Moving over from X since Elon got all Handmaid’s Tale.