Gurit Brecher Laro (The Chaotic News Gal)

I’m so disappointed in this OMITB season. Flashbacks shown before actually airing the original clip, chronology math that makes NO sense, plot points positively shoehorned into conversations, weird breakings of the fourth wall… I’m immensely let down. Did they can their writers room?? What happened?

Not a boomer absolutely crashing out at the gym pool screaming “F$&*!!!” at the absolute top of his voice because, and let me check my notes here…. his googles weren’t watertight??

Truly anything but therapy.

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No one wants a Harry Potter series, HBO. Give us this as a full series, executive producers Key and Peele, and none of that putrid woman.

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Not one of the kids in my preschool class yelling, “I’M NOT A BAD GUY, I’M A POLICE OFFICER!” Uh. 🫠

Love this hero’s journey to go see him

The Arey-Krantz collection. I could find it mentioned in exactly one article and that is it. When I looked it up in 2024, there was a lot more. All gone.

There’s a deeply disturbing, not-for-the-public, horrifically obtained secret collection of birth defect specimens (i.e. babies in jars) in the basement of Feinberg medical school at Northwestern. I used to look at it a lot when I was there studying. It has been scrubbed from the internet. Eerie.

Emerging from the depths to inform you my coworker had a Sesame Street Ernie-ass shirt on today and I could say NOTHING

I’m looking for a dinnerware set that says, “Witchy woman’s table, poison possible, dine at your own peril, the appetizer may turn you into a goat.” Is that too much to ask from a set of plates?

Crawling out of the abyss to proclaim that I don’t think dinnerware plate and bowl sets should include mugs. Just gimme more bowls. Okay, back into the abyss I go.

Overheard at a bakery with a French focus: “This was so nice! I wish French people were real.”

Has anyone had a show they really loved in the last 5 years actually FINISH finish as in not been cancelled?? The last one I can think of is The Good Place and that was a full fat half a decade ago.

Nothing soothes the nervous female mind riding alone in a Lyft than the male driver continually whispering to himself. (It’s me, I am nervous female mind.)

Nicked my dog’s foot when trimming the hair around her paw pads. Take me to jail, officer.

Like, this wasn’t even necessarily MY dream, per se. But sometimes you remember just how many broken dreams fill the world and you just want to dissolve.

Was singing some of my preschoolers to sleep for nap time and got hit with an absolute tidal wave of sadness for all the parents who thought they would pursue music performance and now their only chance to sing is when their children go to bed????? And maybe the shower????? Now I’m devastated??????

This is the kind of relationship I want. Very few words spoken, drives right up to the crow’s takeout container because they instinctively know I want to open it for them.

I’m about to do a bloodcurdling scream, anyone want in?

I’m already the Kooky Necklace Lady at work, but I’m thinking of branching out into brooches and truly ruining the peace.

a group of people are driving a red and yellow toy car down a road . ALT: a group of people are driving a red and yellow toy car down a road .

Tysm!!!

L’il Miss Fear of Driving just took herself all the way to the pharmacy and back in her Anxietymobile to get her pesky-brain meds. Can I- …. She. Can she get some applause??

My style was once described as “so cute from the ankles up” and me and my beat up utility sneakers that I wear with every outfit were so offended

3 fabric bow tie pastas sitting on a napping mat

All my students’ lovies for nap time are so sweet, but nothing will ever top Emotional Support Pasta.

My financial goals? Idk, maybe not always sorting every website I shop on from “low-to-high.”

Love when you unsubscribe from a company’s emails and they’re like haha that’s cute anyway you won’t wanna miss our lukewarm sale

I have a notepad by my bed to scribble down my so-called “ideas” while 80% asleep in the middle of the night and last night’s runaway hit was LESBIAN DENTISTS FOR CONGRESS

I consider my dating history to be pretty much an abject failure at every turn, but my great success is that somehow none of my Big Exes have really any kind of online presence to speak of.

I like to think I am a pretty levelheaded individual who is not prone to *too* many flights of fancy, but applying oils to my skin after a shower? I am a Grecian goddess to be revered and feared, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

The flames. They call to him. 😂