Was looking for a sign for my classroom door and found this DEFINITELY NOT AI garbage. Peep the names of the “kids” on the side of the photo.
Every once and a while I just steamroll delete every single horrible “like” on Hinge who have all clearly not read any of what I wrote and I pretend I’m an old-timey ship captain hollering “CLEAR THE DEEEEEECKS” while a really good ship bell clangs.
My birthmark is disappearing and I’m MAD
I know it’s common to feel either maternal or emotional during the luteal phase of the menstrual cycle, but does anyone else get RAGING cute aggression on their actual period? I’m a menace. I see a baby and I’m like, “C’MERE I’M GONNA KISS THOSE FAT CHEEKS TO THE FRIGGIN’ MOON”
Reading a book where the neglected wife finds a hidden away diamond necklace her husband bought and gets all hopeful and I’m like “GIRL HAVEN’T YOU SEEN LOVE ACTUALLY” (the book takes place in the 1880s)
I’m so disappointed in this OMITB season. Flashbacks shown before actually airing the original clip, chronology math that makes NO sense, plot points positively shoehorned into conversations, weird breakings of the fourth wall… I’m immensely let down. Did they can their writers room?? What happened?
Not a boomer absolutely crashing out at the gym pool screaming “F$&*!!!” at the absolute top of his voice because, and let me check my notes here…. his googles weren’t watertight??
Truly anything but therapy.
No one wants a Harry Potter series, HBO. Give us this as a full series, executive producers Key and Peele, and none of that putrid woman.
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Not one of the kids in my preschool class yelling, “I’M NOT A BAD GUY, I’M A POLICE OFFICER!” Uh. 🫠
Love this hero’s journey to go see him
The Arey-Krantz collection. I could find it mentioned in exactly one article and that is it. When I looked it up in 2024, there was a lot more. All gone.
There’s a deeply disturbing, not-for-the-public, horrifically obtained secret collection of birth defect specimens (i.e. babies in jars) in the basement of Feinberg medical school at Northwestern. I used to look at it a lot when I was there studying. It has been scrubbed from the internet. Eerie.
Emerging from the depths to inform you my coworker had a Sesame Street Ernie-ass shirt on today and I could say NOTHING
I’m looking for a dinnerware set that says, “Witchy woman’s table, poison possible, dine at your own peril, the appetizer may turn you into a goat.” Is that too much to ask from a set of plates?
Crawling out of the abyss to proclaim that I don’t think dinnerware plate and bowl sets should include mugs. Just gimme more bowls. Okay, back into the abyss I go.
Overheard at a bakery with a French focus: “This was so nice! I wish French people were real.”
Has anyone had a show they really loved in the last 5 years actually FINISH finish as in not been cancelled?? The last one I can think of is The Good Place and that was a full fat half a decade ago.
Nothing soothes the nervous female mind riding alone in a Lyft than the male driver continually whispering to himself. (It’s me, I am nervous female mind.)
Nicked my dog’s foot when trimming the hair around her paw pads. Take me to jail, officer.
Like, this wasn’t even necessarily MY dream, per se. But sometimes you remember just how many broken dreams fill the world and you just want to dissolve.
Was singing some of my preschoolers to sleep for nap time and got hit with an absolute tidal wave of sadness for all the parents who thought they would pursue music performance and now their only chance to sing is when their children go to bed????? And maybe the shower????? Now I’m devastated??????
This is the kind of relationship I want. Very few words spoken, drives right up to the crow’s takeout container because they instinctively know I want to open it for them.
I’m about to do a bloodcurdling scream, anyone want in?
I’m already the Kooky Necklace Lady at work, but I’m thinking of branching out into brooches and truly ruining the peace.
L’il Miss Fear of Driving just took herself all the way to the pharmacy and back in her Anxietymobile to get her pesky-brain meds. Can I- …. She. Can she get some applause??
My style was once described as “so cute from the ankles up” and me and my beat up utility sneakers that I wear with every outfit were so offended
All my students’ lovies for nap time are so sweet, but nothing will ever top Emotional Support Pasta.
My financial goals? Idk, maybe not always sorting every website I shop on from “low-to-high.”
