Most people also won’t finish your 500-word article. So write at whatever length is appropriate for the subject.
This is not normal.
Seen elsewhere:
Bad Bunny had 45 more rushing yards than the Patriots last Sunday.
Yards while carrying the football:
Patriots - 79
Bad Bunny - 124
Well the Super Bowl stays with an NFC team that's also a bird team.
Go Birds.
The hallmark (the “brand”) of the Washington Post has been accountability journalism. Thus, today’s staff decimation is Bezos’s greatest gift to Trump, so much more valuable than the Melania movie, inauguration money, etc. This disaster began, for real, with the Harris endorsement he killed.
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
How it started How it's going
Trump: I'm gonna keep boring you with this speech until you either give me Greenland or bite a cyanide pill #Davos
And extrajudicial detention centers for DHS and ICE
Jan 1.
Jan 3.
my demands are simple, mr. bond
Is Tom Brady in the pocket of Big Leather Glove
Fly 🦅🦅🦅 fly!
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
This, 1000X
Peak Geminids Meteor shower this past Saturday night captured over Stonehenge.
Photo credit: Sandra.Davies6869
In case you have never seen this.
Happy 82nd Birthday to Keith "Aging Gracefully" Richards.
I mean, the Penn student newspaper isn't wrong, but www.instagram.com/p/DSH1X4EDwP...
Surprised it wasn't Cyrillic
Maybe the nurses shouldn't let him read the newspaper any more. It upsets him.
![Comic. [Three chess games next to each other. There is a diagonal yellow grid highlight from the pawn in the top left corner of the third chessboard to the bottom of the middle chessboard where there’s a clear path. The player positioned near that bottom section has moved to look at the third chessboard.] [caption] It doesn’t happen often because it requires micrometer precision, but if two chess boards are *perfectly* aligned, it’s actually legal to move pieces between them.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibsc2od6ic3qzpnfiyukzbflxuqltumikiofxptnhkojaob4uaui4)
Chessboard Alignment
xkcd.com/3177/
Saquon Barkley's TD run on the standard ESPN broadcast and the Monsters Inc broadcast
John Noble Wilford was a journalist/alchemist who transformed science into poetry. And now I like to think that he is "out there, far, far away where Earth is a mere pinpoint of light and the Sun is a pale disk of diminishing consequence..." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/s...
Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - November 29
Even in a mirror image, Hegseth is a kcid.
An exciting new Bluesky feature is that any time you write "checks notes" it sends a 10-volt shock through your keyboard
