Interjace

Bro ever since I learned that all fish have parasites in them and I've been eating dead parasites I've not recovered

"It's so little, you can't taste the cilantro"
Don't lie to me like that

Actually love that

Might be unpopular but those Labubus are some of the ugliest things I've ever seen

Isn't it absolutely wild that so many ignored that the author of Twilight made the werewolf fall in love with a newborn baby

Not gonna deadname but Leo is such an incredibly lame pope name

Mocktails really do live up to their name when they expect you to pay alcohol price for juice

This weekend guys! TWITCH FRONT PAGE

I hope you guys can make it so you guys can watch us suffer.

Hint: It will involve the Hot Ones sauces. You decide how bad it is. You also decide if you want to help us

Oh my god my mind just farted entirely. Context 1000 dollars is ROUGHLY about 10k Swedish crowns.

I just saw an American go "help me get to 1000 followers" and my dumb mind was like yes this is about 10 000 Swedish followers

3 weeks until Japan. This feels absolutely unreal, like a dream.

Haha, om Dermot Clemenger bara flyr hotellet sådär måste han väl ändå komma tillbaka förr eller senare för allt bagage han lämnade

Most of my problems can be traced back to one thing: I'm terrible at waking up… and equally terrible at going to sleep

Thank you!! I saw it on a person at work once and I knew i had to get it myself

Förlåt men haha. Vad fan är det här för DM. Brukar folk skicka sånt här till random folk i hoppet om att starta skit för främmande par? 😂

So unexpected honestly

Absolutely unexpected

Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you 🇸🇪

Haha @aftonbladetkultur.bsky.social citerade mig, tyvärr utan cred men ändå

I'm losing my ENTIRE mind. Milchick (Tramell Tillman) saw my post on The Late Show with Colbert #severance

I've actually never seen one of those in real life

Gaitok, you have literally one job #whitelotus

What is your least favorite part about Twitch?

For me it's the app. It crashes constantly.

People say that the BMWs are the a**holes of the road but I'd argue it's the Teslas

My funniest drinking memory is the time when my friend spent an hour at a party raving about her great table salt (as in the one you'd put in food). She even made me try it.

It was regular table salt.

If this is an A cup, then I have negative boob

My parents: We don't want a cat
My parents and the cat they didn't want:

Didn't feel like a great stream today (Sniffling. Might be getting sick) but I felt kinda cute

To this day, she refuses to let me live it down. Priorities, I guess

When I was about 7-9, I witnessed a family friend sprint out of a sauna, completely butt naked, and dive straight into the snow. Horrified, I ran inside to report this scandalous event to my mother, yelling, "MOM, I SAW CHRISTER—AND HE’S NOT WEARING ANY SHOES!"

A person just walked past me and said hi, should I call the police? Is this normal? I'm Swedish.