Jake_Vig

I am open to this

We have a ways to go

I was listening to audio but not watching the video, and I believed that someone was doing a bit about the way Melania speaks, and not a very good bit at that.

It really was her speaking at the U.N.

The way she speaks is worse than the worst over the top SNL impression.

At 100 likes, I will put the lotion in the basket

Lemon meringue pie m&ms

They said it couldn't be done. The fools

They were utterly unprepared, there was no plan, and as to Americans stuck all over the world now, the attitude is pretty much "well, you shouldn't travel to those places anyway."

Remember that MAGA are adamantly against helping Ukraine because it is "way over there" and "has nothing to do with us" and "it's not our fight."

Of course, none of that applies to any country the White House bombs.

It turns out that electing a partially sentient tumor as president was a mistake.

When he campaigned on "no wars," he meant "no wars OTHER THAN completely contrived illegal forever wars." I thought that was obvious.

cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can

Does the U.S. media not report on innocent civilian deaths because they don't care, they're following orders from the bosses, they love war, or all of the foregoing?

That pingpong movie is getting exactly what it deserves for platforming Kevin O'Leary.

You really can't expect much from a country that has to do this

The Era of Worsts

"Bombing My Way Past Epstein: A Memoir"

I appreciate it in these trying times

maybe it's just me, but peace seems a lot like war.

It writes itself

I will never question the actions, timing or motives of the Witches of Bluesky, but now would be great.

Evergreen

Gwen Stacy could not be reached for comment

From 2016-2020 and from 2024 to date, try to think of something that the White House has done that hasn't benefited Russia. I'll wait.

Remember, Middle East politics are simple and you can become an expert simply by reading about them on social media. That's why historically there's never been any conflicts in that region.

Police tanks too

To anyone asking "why now?" about Iran, this is only the beginning

God damn, these people have never had a real struggle in their life.

My niece has to sell candy bars so her school band can afford new music stands, but obviously there's an unlimited budget for single-use kamikaze drones.

These GOP bubblegum tough guys are really brave when other people's kids die thousand of miles away from them. Meanwhile, they're literally afraid to be in the downtown of any major city after 5PM.

The New York Times OPINION NICHOLAS KRISTOF The Folly of Attacking Iran

The New York Times OPINION BRET STEPHENS The Case for Striking Iran

The Onion: Point/Counterpoint This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won't

The GOP loves sending YOUR kids to fight. Their kids will be at Mar-a-Lago playing golf.