Again, not an expert
Congrats to Russia on winning a war it isn't even in.
They're trying to meme themselves out of a quagmire that may last the rest of this cursed administration.
Who woulda thunk that being a bunch bumbling, inexperienced losers would work against you when attempting to engage in a war in the Middle East.
Gurl
Records are meant to be broken
as odd as that may seem, possibly
Strategery, thy name is Department of War
I'm not sure which episode Michael Scott committed war crimes
It is easy now to forget that George W. Bush had a white-knuckled stranglehold on the title of worst United States president in history. It was like Wilt Chamberlain's 100 point game at the time. No one ever thought it would be possible to even come close, let alone beat it.
Scarily close
This was the White House's war plan:
Day #1 : Bomb
Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country
Day #3: Free gas
Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran
So far, things are a bit off track
Ever since I was little I knew I wanted to freak out
hmm
Woohoo!
you should be able to power wash memories out of your head
Finally someone is asking the important questions
GOP: You don't get it. The president is playing chess!
THE PRESIDENT:
And your reminder that about 15% of US active duty military families still have to use SNAP because we donβt pay them enough to feed their families.
I love how the billionaire-run media now publishes daily articles like: "If You Want Reasonable Prices You Are A Horrible Person Who Hates Freedom"
Please enjoy $10/gallon gas while the Department of War orders more sushi and crabs.
Classic strategery
I'm not a military guy. Are you supposed to have a plan when going to war?
ADEBAYO!!!π₯
BAM!!!π₯
Terrified the Dems will do something to save the GOP from certain doom.
Truth
You had me at fries, nachos, and fish and chips.
[sobbing] You had me at fries, nachos, and fish and chips...
If a foreign nation that you just bombed without provocation doesn't respond favorably to your post on social media, then I'm not sure how you're going to get out of this predicament.
"Alright, stop, collaborate and listen."