Jake_Vig

At least his messaging is consistent?

DEMS: Regardless, we must always follow the rules.

GOP: We will just rewrite the rules, or not bother following the rules. Dems won't do anything anyway.

Social media is no place for humor or sarcasm.

Standup After Burner cabinet and a high top table for drinks/snacks

Come on, guys. I really don't think billionaires would use technology for evil purposes. Stop assuming the worst.

Just once I would like to see a chipmunk that is in no hurry.

my post: i stopped buying american and my skin cleared up == reply from textstar.bsky.social: Havarti? == my reply: pretty good havartu?

i need to be stopped

THEM: Do you go on Facebook often?

ME: I have something similar. We have a landfill nearby, and I just go there and stare at it.

I'll take it

The thing about baseball chants is that I actually do want a "belly itcher." That would be awesome.

News article headline scientists found the mysterious barrier in the ocean the jellyfish won't cross

Clearly, there is a part of the ocean that is not ready for this jelly

A reptile that's camouflaged looks like it is part of the bark of a tree

[FREEZE FRAME]

NARRATOR: Yep. That's me. I guess by now you're wondering how I ended up clinging to a tree and camouflaged to look like bark. To understand, it would probably be best if we started at the beginning..."

it was so obvious

Heads, shoulders, knees AND toes? After the recent cuts?

Obv

This is just good planning frankly

I told her she couldn't break up with me until she downloaded my breakup app. So she just decided we should stay together.

Actual trade deals: 0

Actual deals with convicted sex offenders: 1 (so far)

Everyone gets:
- coupon for one free backrub
- hand sanitizer
- keychain
- bottled water (extra microplastics)

How soon is too soon to send a "You're Welcome" card after you hook up with someone?

What I lack in an extensive vocabulary, I make up for in things.

I wish life was more like the first 1/3 of "Boogie Nights", and less like the last 2/3 of "Boogie Nights."

New t-shirts now available:

"I CAME HERE TO DISAGREE WITH YOUR POST, AND ALL I GOT WAS BLOCKED"

Hey, no one said the collapse of modern civilization would be easy.

They are really just letting this fucking maniac do whatever he wants with absolutely no pushback. Think about that when they ask for donations.

My AI girlfriend has SO MANY fingers.

Felicia from the movie witches of Eastwick

She knew...

Under the boardwalk in New Jersey

Why only 44?

Picture of a guy in a white shirt and black pants standing next to a giant path that is hanging upside down

Pictured on the right: a giant bat

Pictured on the left: a guy who is about to get eaten by a giant bat