Jake_Vig

I blocked you.

Please respond.

Whether or not you believe Russia is actively directing the actions of the current White House administration, the actions of the current White House administration are no different than if Russia was, in fact, actively directing their actions.

The image from say anything with John Cusack holding up the boombox over his head

🎶My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time, ooh hooooo🎶

One search is: "safari hats with back flaps"

[first date]

"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."

Nailing it

keep me posted*

*please repost all my dumb jokes

Remember, the first rule of casual conversation such as at a dinner party is to occasionally lunge at someone without actually making physical contact.

Any Christmas song sung plaintively in a minor key by a female voice over a piano playing only one note at a time (or a slowly winding music box) is horror movie fodder.

A dungeons and Dragons looking Talon holding a sphere

"Here's your stupid peace prize, dick."

He's undefeated in pettiness

Fair point

tagging me and then getting irrationally angry when i respond

I actually did

An image of that Norman Rockwell painting of Have a guy standing up at a town hall or something with a caption I like standing up and saying things and with a comment this is not funny using Norman Rockwell's for freedom's painting for stupid shit

An image of that Norman Rockwell painting of Have a guy standing up at a town hall or something with a caption I like standing up and saying things and with a second comment saying I thought I was the only one feeling that way thank you if anything we need to be posting all four of those Norman Rockwell paintings everywhere to remind us all as to what we need to fight for now

The @thelouvreof.bsky.social will never go out of business

Seriously

Ace would have never

Not a huge loss tbh

A part of my 9-year-old self died with that photo of KISS at the White House.

Lord, please give me the strength to be as relentless and petty as 50 Cent.

If you get robbed in our parking garage don’t blame us. You should have left with less money

reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us

Timeline magic

Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.

I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022)

Suspect Guilty GIF ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF

Senators now concerned about the anti-vaxx, anti-science deaths about to happen

Norman Rockwell’s 1943 “Freedom of Speech,” now on display at the Norman Rockwell Museum in Stockbridge, Massachusetts

"I like standing up and saying things."

The NBA just awarded me the Fields Medal.

Is Biden or Obama said that they had to rename American football because of soccer, the outrage coverage would be 24/7 for many months, with demands of public apologies.

Ugh