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Right on!!! Try Little House on the Prairie. Try Downton Abbey. Try Golden Girls!

In my mind, every show I watch is a Doctor Who episode - the doctor simply hasn't shown up just quite yet.

It works for pretty much any show, and it makes watching even bad shows way more fun.

#doctorwho #tvshows #streaming #scifi

It’s the hustle, not the muscle. Keep going - it will work out.

Do you like Sci-Fi? How about classic Sci-Fi from the atomic age?

On Tuesday, my YouTube channel launches: Gentleman SpaceMan’s Atomic Hideout!

Each week we’ll share narrated short stories, audio dramas, and original material exploring the cosmos.

Subscribe now!

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Okay - hear me out.

A reboot of Three's Company, except Jack Tripper is actually GAY, but has to pretend he's STRAIGHT, because the Ropers are MAGA bigots who have no problem with a man having two female roommates but will kick him to the curb if they find out he's gay.

You know how it has always worked that the cover-up ends up being worse than the crime?

Cooooome on Universe, we need some of that sauce now!

I'm not super happy that I married someone that says, "nitch" and not, "neesh."

This is important.

I have a hard time keeping both names Liam Neeson and Leslie Nielsen in my head at the same time.

And yet… #thenakedgun

Okay - hear me out.

A show called, “Breaking Good” about a drug criminal who’s diagnosed with lung cancer. So, he cleans up, leaves his life of crime and takes a job as a high school chemistry teacher so he has a steady income and health insurance through his final days.

So, I think we should start calling for him to step down from office.

He’s failing, he’s incompetent, he’s corrupt.

He needs to step down. Now.

Hey. Remember that time when Donald Trump took $43M of our money to pay for a parade for his birthday and no one showed up? That was weird. Let’s all remember that forever.

YouTube video by The Bulwark BREAKING: Sen. Padilla Thrown to Floor, HANDCUFFED at Kristi Noem Presser

Kristi Noam is a fucking Monster. #istandwithpadilla

youtu.be/CiPhCYSjLwQ?...

Humans are fish. #cladistics

Okay - what about this idea:

A MAGA convenience store called, The Gastop-and-go.

Eh? Eh?

#taco #politics #randomthoughts

How are they gonna MAGA, if TACO?

Best thing about buying shoes? They’re always buy one - get one free!

They say MAGA, we say TACO!

Lol you are not being an asshole. 🤣

Trump was asked about the "TACO" trade and called it a "nasty question." Here's what it means. A new term is popping up on Wall Street called "TACO," which stands for "Trump Always Chickens Out." The President says "it's called negotiation."

www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-t...

Hahaha - no.

Not to get political, but TACO! 🐓🐓🐓

🤣🤣🤣🤣

When there is a thing at a shop my wife wants, my wife: hmmm… I’m trying to decide if I should get this.

But when there are two similar things my wife wants: hmmm… I’m trying to decide which one I should get.

Retailers you are hacking my wife’s brain please stop.

Just wander over with a hotdish. I bet they’ll welcome you happily!

True Fact: there has not been a successfully completed tv show or movie without at least one Skaarsgård in it since 2009.

When you go to a concert, you can either go home with a t-shirt, or go home regretting not buying a t-shirt.

But remember - the regret is a lot cheeper, and will last longer than the t-shirt would have.

Or ordering your sandwich "with Au Jus juice"

In the opening credits of SNL the cast is always listed in order of who Lorne Michaels likes best.

It’s just a coincidence that they always happen to fall in alphabetical order.

But then... I didn't know Voice Actor was an option...

I remember when I was a kid and the biggest thing I had to figure out, was if I was going to an archeologist, or paleontologist when I grew up.

You guys, I just wrapped up production and delivery of an audiobook and I am absolutely in love with the book. It's physics and metaphysics and spirituality and time travel and scifi and political satire all rolled into one- and it's really, deeply, darkly funny. I can't wait to share it with you!