Notorious RBMK

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

reminder (we should be getting ours in a month or so)

Don't kys. It's almost gosling season

Made an inspirational meme

“radical left ai company” is the new most beautiful phrase

if you’re getting upset at this might i suggest going for a short walk or getting a glass of water

a gentle and friendly reminder that it is currently February 2026

Naps are one of the worst deals we have going. A shower that makes you dirtier.

The past two weeks have been defined by a clash between Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth as the two battle over the military's use of Al. Anthropic refuses to allow its Al models to be used for mass surveillance of Americans or for fully autonomous weapons that conduct strikes without human input. At the same time, Secretary Hegseth has argued the Department of Defense shouldn't be limited by the rules of a vendor, arguing any "lawful use" of the technology should be permitted. On Thursday, Amodei publicly signaled that Anthropic isn't backing down - despite threats that his company could be designated as a supply chain risk as a result. But with the news cycle moving fast, it's worth revisiting exactly what's at stake in the fight.

do you have any idea what a piece of shit you have to be in order to give a generative ai company the moral high ground

that’s the way i like to [responsibly invest]

i can’t begin to tell you the rapturous joy i feel on days when my assets are up and ai stocks are down lol

they’re shooting down our beautiful UAVs

hello! it's me, certified consumer of The Nasty Bits of farm animals (search my account for tips on how to cook livers, hearts, testicles, tongues, and bones!) and all that shit has also doubled or even tripled in price per pound since 2021, that oil-basted denim lich RFKjr can go fuck himself

what’s your problem just eat like a gross old man

lol they finally delayed artemis 3 because of that fuckass spacex lander

you must be cotton hill to operate this machine

fun fact if you born between 1982 and 1994 you can actually hear this gif

in the club gettin

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑩2𝑩 𝑺𝑨𝑨𝑺 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑭𝑨𝑺𝑪𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑺

seriously i am of, like, average intelligence but im curious and stubborn

kelsey gamble @kindofsquishy Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors There is no in between

i wasnt academically gifted and im a dr and i get really really good at all my hobbies so my advice to you is to get wayyy stupider

don’t miss the alt

lol, thank you

holy shit i just got the fuckin strongest craving for bbq ribs

yeah for I’m all the way assuming you can either do it in spurts or just “move 10 miles on foot” lol

if theyre imperial IPAs im fucked. if it’s silver bullets… We got a ball game

the moon and jupiter on opposite sides of the hot tub

this too is Everyone Is Twelve theory because this is what you would do with these toys if you were twelve

might i also recommend: oregon

5 geeses in front of a scarlet sunset

beautiful red and orange and gray and blue sunset

beautiful sunset tonight. both with and without gooses

A picture of a shoebill next to a picture of pop musician Sabrina Carpenter. Both are measured at 152cm. Very suspicious.

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.