Straw Hat Doc 🏴‍☠️

Why am I looking a lil chunky right here?

You just don't know... 🔥🔥🔥

Idc what y'all say or think, but I'll gladly keep Arby's in business as long as they serve those fish sandwiches

Blessed to experience the good and the bad of 34 years around the sun. Happy 34th birthday to me and hopeful for many more to come!!

so what do you like to do for fun?

me:

It's a Monster Hunter and chill kinda night

It annoys me how guests at my job will start their complaints off by saying they're regulars. Like, so what!? Y'all want a gold star and special treatment?

Sometimes, they make bow and arrows more powerful than guns

Sometimes, you have to question if some ppl are even worth getting worked up over. Silence is sometimes the best way to go

He disappeared off the face of the earth after that episode 😂

Loving the smile

Fine as hell 🔥

You already know the mayonnaise militia is seething and calling that "the worst half-time show ever" 😂

Bruh, what's going on with the Chiefs? 😂

I'm not telling anybody who they should or should not boycott. I'm just curious to understand why Target was the main business and not the other stores that dropped the DEI initiative.

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Watch me pull up like this 😂

Is that really an excuse? Because nobody's mentioning Walmart, and it seems kinda silly to turn a blind eye when other places did the same thing

I'm curious, but is Target the ONLY store y'all care about?

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PSN being down really fucked up my plans. I'm going to bed

I thought it was supposed to be us blessing you with a gift

Jokes aside, this was in Australia

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You mean to tell me....

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Water main broke near my job, so I've got the day off!!!

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I thought they were always horizontal but this is too funny lol

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