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We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

We'll see you TOMORROW! For All Tanks Wake at Aquarium Sophia!

do not

Oh no

hi, cis folks!

if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.

the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.

we need you to call senators: reps.fyi

more info & script downthread.🧵

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That's super cool!!! Also not safe for the fish. But still super cool!!!!

The Aquarium Spriggan fishtrain has left the station! Catch up with the train as we fish across Eorzea celebrating 3 years of Aquarium-ness! #FFXIV

Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet

hard to say. I hear he's been in a relationship for a WHILE now. they're a cute couple too, starting dating on new year's eve some years ago, gonna be hard to beat that.....

I'm used to the fact that sometimes I will log into social media and see you've posted a ton about your most recent crush. Delighted that this time it's Sua

Bernie once again asking for another copy of Kitasan Black so his horsegirl waifu can go vroom vroom

Bernie this time tomorrow:

NobleJanobii: well i was talking to my coworkers about the horse gacha and we got on the elevator didn't realize it until it was too late but bernie sanders was on there so bernie now has cursory knowledge of the horse gacha ig

Today in fun working on Capitol Hill moments

okay but you're gonna use the name, right?

unapologetic basic bitch blue butterfly checking in

Omg innis your art is always so cute.

ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600 And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

today i learned the tenth wedding anniversary is the anniversary of the switch 2 and magic the gathering final fantasy cards

Started reading, got to the dedication, and nearly cried.

Megan's a great writer and I highly recommend you check out her books.

Today's the day! The Two Lies of Faven Sythe is out in the world! I hope you enjoy reading it. 🥰

I can't believe the new big feature of the Switch 2 is that it will steal your soul, forcing you to fight through the game to get it back or else face eternal torment. I didn't see this coming

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Remember, Trans Rights are Human Rights 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏾💚

Cute cartoon frog surrounded by text, "I'm at my limit"

Saw someone post one of these stickers on Bluesky recently - can't remember who! - so I tracked it down online & ordered a few for myself & some friends, and let me just say it feels like the most relatable thing I've seen in a while

A little more info:
💫 A standalone adventure
🌌 In a whole new universe
💜 About the pasts we bury and the found families that help us face them
🌈☠️ And yes, sapphic space pirates

perfect.

Y'all. You DO NOT NEED PATIENCE OR PATIENCE II TO CATCH THIS FISH.

THE TOOLTIP TALKS ABOUT MAKING ANY FISH LARGER, NOT CATCHING LARGE FISH.

besides, if it caught larger fish, why would you use it on a dinky af goldfish, one of the smallest in the hole?

Hope you have a blast, Bee!!!!