With a fit like that, I honestly wonder how your office gets any fucking work done 😉😏
Starting to have trouble zipping and buttoning those jeans there??
Sounds like you’re just making room for a bit more…
Saline??
Fuck man. That ex-jock you once were really did let himself go…
So, is your fat ass gonna pack kn even more this year??
Looking great dude.
It’s liberating to just give in to the gluttony, isn’t it?
Eggnog? Looks like you downed a 55-gallon drum of it…
So, when’s your tower of pizzas get delivered??
So, just turning that in to one hungry, hungry hole, huh??
So do you just, like, store that thing in the glove box??
It’s still amazing how many twinks from years past ballooned into fucking hogs…
Not long before that fatpad envelopes the rest of it…
Come over here, it’s time for your next meal, and a gallon of cream
Dude, you really gotta switch the suspenders, they’ll give that gut so much more room to hang free and give you a lot more comfort when you’re filling up to capacity
Former star player becomes assistant coach and blows up…
Dude, why aren’t there a dozen donuts sitting on that shelf right now??
Been there before…
And I’m feeding both of them…
The way you fill out that shirt…🫦
Indeed
