Robot Dirty Talk

so there's this

Interested!

he always looked like a flasher to me

they don't mention the direction of said spray, which i think would make a difference in effectiveness.

Seriously. I almost thought I posted this. 😂😂😂

humanizing fatherhood? not dying and reproducing are pretty much the whole list of what humans do as humans. that and maybe shoes. i'm not an expert.

I opened the post to zoom in on them for that very reason

I swear I'm not making this up

99% sure I haven't seen it yet

I should have voted for the chin.

C₁₂O₁₂Ru₃ is toxic to humans. It also won't dissolve, leaving you with crunchy poison milk.

(vigorously checking database to see if I missed a title)

hey good lookin’

Apply directly to the forehead…

"WOW! THIS SERIOUSLY YOU'D DARN FACE VARES WHAT LEVEL OF BEAUTY" - getting lazy with the alt text

darn face!

DANNA IS FINE AND OUT! IS IT FELLOWS WHO ENJOY FREEDOM?

A robot walking on a rainy day by the porno shop, and our featured title is: BOUNCING ALIVE AS FLOAT IN THE AIR, "SHRIMP WARP DRUGGED ESTE" 7 OUT COMPLETELY DURING SPECIAL

Non-warped shrimp is for posers

The JAV title "All Nude Cosplay," which I thinks just means naked.

So many questions. . .

Robot peeking out from what is likely a very squeaky door separating the adult section of a video store with today's title "The First Time Of The Night Two Days Saddle Spree Travel"

A robot peeking out of an adult theater (as one does) displaying a title that's entirely too long for one movie.

I just

not just some...

A robot leaving an "adult shop" (like pornhub but made of bricks) featuring the title "Horseback riding reverse immediately Saddle married woman was noticed to have been in the side dish of the boys' school students next door on the spot"

A toy robot peeking out of the "adults only" section of a video store (ask your parents) featuring the title "Chikan athletic meet first in natural high × DANDY SPECIAL joint planning"

The title "Married And Addictive Drugged Shrimp Warp Massage" over the image of the entrance of the "adult" section of a video store. Video stores were like Hulu but made from bricks.

I hereby encourage you to post more such things. This is fantastic!

A toy robot peeking out from behind some bushes featuring the title "Radish Land Debut!"

#1 definitely hotter.

I prefer a nice kernel panic in this heat, but to each his own

No alt text today. I'm tired.

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