@imjenilynn.bsky.social
Probably got more than 99 problems, but each time I came, saw, and conquered.
Was passed a linkβ¦
Him: Itβs all Slipknot songs at the same time!!!
Me: No, I feel certain this person is undergoing amputation with no anesthetic.
Pro Tip: Watch people react to @xgofficial.bsky.social βs βWoke Upβ for the first time. Youβre welcome.
14.07.2025 14:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hold my own on a daily basis until I cross this threshold. On the other side of this door, I am crying in distress, wilting under pressure, and giving them all my money before I faint from the duress of whatever issue brought me here in the first place.
23.06.2025 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning to everyone who doesnβt create problems so that they can look like a savior solving them!
18.06.2025 07:50 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My office has two conference rooms. One named Biggie, the other named Smalls. I work with geniuses.
02.04.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
University commencement speakers are often notable members of the community or even famous celebrities that can inspire graduates with a blend of wisdom and humor. This spring, the University of Maryland invited someone who is all of those things and very green: Kermit the Frog. cnn.it/4i9aGYp
27.03.2025 23:45 β π 729 π 87 π¬ 47 π 35
Them: What are you up to?
Me:
No longer waiting to exhale.
21.02.2025 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do we pretend like Dick Tracy never happened?
22.12.2024 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My #squad.
#cats
You might be a #workaholic if your boss emails you, βWe love the dedication, but for the love of God PLEASE take a vacationβyouβve hit the cap!β
#work #worklifebalance
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13.11.2024 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is love in a fur coat.
13.11.2024 13:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So jealous.
13.11.2024 13:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To all who come to this happy place, welcome.
13.11.2024 13:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Permanent mood.
13.11.2024 13:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If my marriage doesnβt work out, I will never let on, but there will be signs.
#cats #marriage
