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Nicola.

@nicolasillybum.bsky.social

Here for the penises only.

197 Followers  |  193 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 08.09.2023  |  2.0499

Latest posts by nicolasillybum.bsky.social on Bluesky

Lads, please, I choose to not hang out in a baron wasteland where you absolutely can’t call anyone a paedo (no offence)

06.05.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m alright!

Mine didn’t update either but it’s hanging on in there πŸ₯³

29.03.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s got me out of a lot of shit so far, can’t lie!
Aw, well you be where you’re happy!

29.03.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am now! I don’t know if you were around for the whole brain surgery thing? My memory is shite, forgive me

29.03.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot happens when you leave Twitter

29.03.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All good m8, how are yoooou?

29.03.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eeeerrrr, long story but I had to have brain surgery lolz. How’re you?!

29.03.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t multitask with multiple apps is my problem. You good?

29.03.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I missed you lads!

29.03.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How are you, m8? I will pop in every now and again and call you a paedo or something

29.03.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Your wife is also your mum? Bit incestuous m8

29.03.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you have a separate chopping board for meat.

21.03.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! And now we’re left not sure which of them is the biggest dickhead

10.03.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds likely

10.03.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol when he dropped her though

10.03.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you said that we left again and you’re back to no friends that love cheap sausage?

10.03.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

John is just happy to have friends again

06.03.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Three sausages!

06.03.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Secret Bluesky sausage eating, is it?

06.03.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I require brain surgery in January so perhaps that’ll cure it!

14.12.2024 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social when are you dragging your lil feet back to Twitter, Colin?

14.12.2024 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll trade you the ring for 7 croquettes

13.10.2023 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good because I’ll never take you back bbz xoxo

13.10.2023 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily (for everyone) I don’t do much here except look at penises on a Friday πŸ₯³

11.10.2023 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@stchoo.bsky.social well look at you on here, you paedo

24.09.2023 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a great one 😍

23.09.2023 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can respect it

19.09.2023 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should start the fight

19.09.2023 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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