Nicola.

Nicola.

@nicolasillybum.bsky.social

Here for the penises only.

205 Followers 197 Following 28 Posts Joined Sep 2023
10 months ago

Lads, please, I choose to not hang out in a baron wasteland where you absolutely can’t call anyone a paedo (no offence)

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11 months ago

I’m alright!

Mine didn’t update either but it’s hanging on in there 🥳

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11 months ago

It’s got me out of a lot of shit so far, can’t lie!
Aw, well you be where you’re happy!

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11 months ago

I am now! I don’t know if you were around for the whole brain surgery thing? My memory is shite, forgive me

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11 months ago

A lot happens when you leave Twitter

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11 months ago

All good m8, how are yoooou?

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11 months ago

Eeeerrrr, long story but I had to have brain surgery lolz. How’re you?!

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11 months ago

I can’t multitask with multiple apps is my problem. You good?

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11 months ago

I missed you lads!

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11 months ago

How are you, m8? I will pop in every now and again and call you a paedo or something

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11 months ago

Your wife is also your mum? Bit incestuous m8

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11 months ago

I hope you have a separate chopping board for meat.

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1 year ago

Yes! And now we’re left not sure which of them is the biggest dickhead

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1 year ago

Sounds likely

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1 year ago

lol when he dropped her though

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1 year ago

Are you said that we left again and you’re back to no friends that love cheap sausage?

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1 year ago

John is just happy to have friends again

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1 year ago

Three sausages!

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1 year ago

Secret Bluesky sausage eating, is it?

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1 year ago

I require brain surgery in January so perhaps that’ll cure it!

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1 year ago

@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social when are you dragging your lil feet back to Twitter, Colin?

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2 years ago

I’ll trade you the ring for 7 croquettes

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2 years ago

Good because I’ll never take you back bbz xoxo

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2 years ago

Luckily (for everyone) I don’t do much here except look at penises on a Friday 🥳

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2 years ago

@stchoo.bsky.social well look at you on here, you paedo

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2 years ago

That’s a great one 😍

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2 years ago

I can respect it

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2 years ago

You should start the fight

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