Screaming Pectoriloquy

the IT support portal appears to be down and i have no way of contacting the people who need to address this problem

he yells at them and calls them names!

all the hysteric anti-landmine shriekers on here are really just telling you they don’t care about solving the Tony the Asshole problem

landmines are a tool like any other and can be used for good or for bad. yes, a wandering child or their pet goat could errantly step on a landmine and suffer loss of life or limb. but that same errant wanderer could also be Tony the Asshole and then all of a sudden loss of life or limb isn’t so bad

go to any used music store and they will have 5+ copies of this CD

please please do the Last Action Hero soundtrack

plasma orb lamp

it’s essentially music to gaze orbs by:

YouTube video by TrenchToast (TrenchToast) The Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do (Original)

it’s pretty much the techno parts of the track:

youtu.be/hfUSyoJcbxU

never read it

says you

“That’s right, sweetie, that harpoon beside its fin means it’s a fast-fish. Remember what the opposite of a fast-fish is? Yes, it’s a loose-fish. The harpoon means this whale belongs to another ship and must be left alone. Now, how does our understanding of this precept apply to our current laws?”

having a kid for the sole purpose of getting to read Moby Dick to them at bedtime

drawing of walt whitman with lyrics Girls who used to frown say I'm down when I come around Gas me and when they pass me they used to diss me Harass me but now they ask me if they can kiss me George Orwell

GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic Gorsuch normally: it's completely within an employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: I am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land,

Reality Winner. Greg Bovino. Kristi Noem. Donald J. Trump. James Talarico: all of these are names from Thomas Pynchon books.

it’s so sad when a series goes on for so long that the artwork changes and you never get a consistent style with the first few entries

so she’s probably not gonna get a pardon is she

george r r matin a clash of kings with a very colorful illustrated cover featuring dragons and a sorceress and some guy

it’s fun coming across the pre-HBO branded copies of the song of ice and fire books because they look like every other cheesy fantasy series from that era

do you remember how short the shelves were? just wandering through them all like a lilliputian maze

core memory was unlocked just now: checking out all the shark books at the elementary school library

Beagle dog shaking its head on sofa with motion blur

i bet this little maneuver feels so fucking good

same deal with the primus guy except after you see his picture you immediately forget what he looks like

Samuel T. Herring in concert with a vaguely threatening posture

my reaction to this information:

you listen to the guy from future islands sing and then you see a picture of him and you go “that’s not what i expected him to look like” then you listen to him again and you realize “i have no idea what i would expect him to look like” because nobody sounds like him. that is is not a human voice.

FUCK

name a single movie that’s set in houston that isn’t reality bites or sidekicks. you can’t.

it’s because of all the fish poop in the sea

weird looking 80s singer

i remember watching the video for the first time where you really only see this guy for the first 30 seconds and i remember thinking “no way is that trent” and then they eventually cut to him at the keyboard looking like he always does and i let out a sigh of relief