Screaming Pectoriloquy

zander from starship troopers about to get his brain sucked out but photoshopped to be smiling a little bit

untotaled slaughter by fire and a airborn toxic event over a city of 10 million thats been inhabited by human beings well before Christ because our genocidal death economy is helmed by vampires detained to squeeze all profit out of human life as the planet roasts

go ahead and get your passport ready. get all your documents and credentials in order. make copies. not everyone needs to leave for this to happen, just enough.

if there is to be any chance for global peace in the near and far future, america must lose its standing as the global hegemon. a necessary part of this process is the net migration of skilled experts and scientists out of the country.

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quick and easy conversion guide for imperial and metric units:

1 mile = 2 kilometers
1 kilogram = 2 pounds
1° C = 2° F
1 meter = 2 feet
1 inch = 2 centimeters

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locums nephrology job in north island, new zealand

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who sank the boat book cover with two large barn animals in a tiny tow boat, one of which his holding an armful of tacos and the other holding a bottle of a1 steak sauce

you can’t kill people that way. that’s against the law. you need to do it the right way. that way’s not against the law.

everybody in the groupchat is making fun of me for eating so much taco bell that my gallbladder exploded 😢

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sounds like his latitude needs changing

Jimmy Buffett videos as far as the eye can see

Folks, he's on one this weekend.

A YouTube history showing classic rock and tractor videos

My dad is logged into my YouTube on his TV Part I

The “worst case scenario” is always “heat death of the universe”.

young walton goggins in small role from the TV show In The Heat of the Night

Ladies and Gentlemen, Smooth Walton Goggins:

James Bond on beach aiming a speargun offscreen

Top Ten James Bond one-liners

#10 Thunderball (1965) - James Bond wastes no time delivering his trademark wit after neatly dispatching a sneaking henchman with a speargun on the beach: “Get fucked, fucker.”

in a why, indeed

serving platter

i have combined potatoes, onions, peppers, and eggs in a why that made quite a delicious little meal

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@marcelias.bsky.social your silence on this topic has been noticed

👏 👏 👏

i’ve been saying this

they’ve always been grotesque. there has never been a powerful elite that has loved humans or the art they create. they love only possession, the more valuable the better, but they do not and cannot appreciate beauty.

they’re all like that

One of my med school classmates was a teacher who had to deal with parents who wouldn’t vaccinate their kids. Her solution was to allow the kids in school, but restrict them to the library, with only paper assignments. When their grades predictably dropped, the parents caved and got them vaxxed.

caring about the burger CEO thing is genuinely weird beyond “the mcdonald’s guy knows this is all poison”, but reddit is fully obsessed with it

i was wondering what lab these people were grown in, then i remembered the whole Sunny D “this time i’m gonna do it”
marketing campaign & it all made sense