those are maintenance guys
check out this perfect dome on this corn cob
Michael Winslow at the self-checkout lane making the beeping noises with his mouth as he pretends to swipe the barcodes.
imagine your job is to know things but you don’t actually know anything and your thoughts are read by hundreds of thousands of people who all hate you for not knowing things. no better recipe for poster’s madness than that.
(At the anarchist bookstore ) do you have Harry Potter monopoly
A thing I love to do is spend $10 on a juice drink once a year to feel very healthy. I have not seen a physician since 2018
nothing but trouble since
i mean this pretty much settles it: man was not meant to conquer the oceans
i’ve been repeating “you never see a cybertruck at the library” in my head a lot
sanitary wipe industry: flushable wipes. septic safe. don't even worry about it bro. flushable wipes
maintenance guys everywhere: FLUSHABLE WIPES ARE NOT FLUSHABLE ONLY TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET YOU KNOW WHAT JUST SHIT IN THE TRASHCAN YOU PEOPLE CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH PLUMBING
the dad from shit my dad says has to be dead by now right
If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this
oh she long
they poop in this
nobody wants to take their phos binders. there’s no way bin laden was any different
every now and then i think about the pakistani nephrologist who probably had to remind bin laden to take his phos binders
i have combined potatoes and beans as part of my breakfast.
my bus stop is four houses down. i make one connection at the main station, and the drop off is right in front of my hospital. i never have to worry about parking. i get a few extra steps in when i go to the stores after work but also we’re supposed to walk our bodies like that.
my morning commute ranges from 40 to 55 minutes via the bus (some morning i’m lucky and can catch an express connect, but not every morning) which would be 25 to 30 minutes via car. but i’m much happier spending an extra 20 minutes on the road when i don’t have to navigate it. i just read my books.
i love taking the bus. there have been a few occasions where i’ve needed to take a ride share and of course one day a week i have to take a company car to a clinic that isn’t serviced by my local bus route, but overall i’ve been thoroughly converted to bus life.
on the computer
i looked it up
*bill paxton voice* “hey man”
bill paxton!
that’s bill paxton, star and director of Fish Heads
war is like that movie The Purge (2013) where for one night all crime is legal except instead of one night it just lasts for however long it takes
“halt, you are under arrest for killing wrongly!”
“war crimes” are crimes but “war” itself is not a crime? what a country!
they really do look like this
