Screaming Pectoriloquy

block of queso fresco at new zealand supermarket

stringer bell saying I want you to put the word out there that we back up.

i finally found some queso fresco in this country

open plan maze with a line coming down from 'start' toward 'end' but at the last secind swerving out of the way and into a dead end

oh that's easy as h— oh fuck!

idiot

open layout maze

how quickly can you solve this maze? current record is 38 seconds

i had a lady ask for my manager once when i was working the register at Walmart because she told me someone had just walked out with a cart full of meat and i said that didn't sound like my problem

mustache Fred Schneider was such a good era

post it note with crude illustration of anatomic relations

i get paid in part to doodle in a professional capacity

Who Will Remember You?: “The Secret Agent” and the Humanities as Resistance How Kleber Mendonça Filho's film positions archival, art, and preservation as tools of resistance.

Excellent essay on The Secret Agent

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this is acholecystism

angry hyrax

i am smarter than every dipshit

it’s like the proclaimer’s song I’m gonna be (500 miles) which was originally released in the 80s but only became popular in the 90s

Not to brag but I didn't think the administration was going to be focused on affordability and quelling inflation.

zander from starship troopers about to get his brain sucked out but photoshopped to be smiling a little bit

untotaled slaughter by fire and a airborn toxic event over a city of 10 million thats been inhabited by human beings well before Christ because our genocidal death economy is helmed by vampires detained to squeeze all profit out of human life as the planet roasts

go ahead and get your passport ready. get all your documents and credentials in order. make copies. not everyone needs to leave for this to happen, just enough.

if there is to be any chance for global peace in the near and far future, america must lose its standing as the global hegemon. a necessary part of this process is the net migration of skilled experts and scientists out of the country.

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quick and easy conversion guide for imperial and metric units:

1 mile = 2 kilometers
1 kilogram = 2 pounds
1° C = 2° F
1 meter = 2 feet
1 inch = 2 centimeters

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locums nephrology job in north island, new zealand

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who sank the boat book cover with two large barn animals in a tiny tow boat, one of which his holding an armful of tacos and the other holding a bottle of a1 steak sauce

you can’t kill people that way. that’s against the law. you need to do it the right way. that way’s not against the law.

everybody in the groupchat is making fun of me for eating so much taco bell that my gallbladder exploded 😢

What Adult Diaper Companies Don't Want Men To Know...

sounds like his latitude needs changing

Jimmy Buffett videos as far as the eye can see

Folks, he's on one this weekend.

A YouTube history showing classic rock and tractor videos

My dad is logged into my YouTube on his TV Part I

The “worst case scenario” is always “heat death of the universe”.

young walton goggins in small role from the TV show In The Heat of the Night

Ladies and Gentlemen, Smooth Walton Goggins: