O wait that's not penny who's that?
Penny babbies?
The reason US presidents age so quickly is because they, too, are captives of Israel.
I’m babysitting my little Italian cousin and I have no idea how much prosciutto to give a 6 month old
WIFE: we're at a nice restaurant so please behave
ME: ok
WAITER: here is our tasting menu
ME:
WAITER:
WIFE: go ahead
ME: *tentatively licks menu*
Big same. Opened 4x blastoise Ex but not a single raichu or a second pikachu ex 😭
