callie

a catcrumb meme made by the lovely @plounce it's a crude MS Paint drawing of a small cat sitting in a big brown hole saying "in my hole forever i'm sick of it"

i regret to inform that the pre-holiday senioritis is officially in full swing as of this afternoon

Co-Star widget, that says, “Your day at a glance: Your body needs rest.” Literally how did they know that. They don’t even have my real birthday.

how the fuck did the stars know i’m staring at my phone at one in the morning

spent the whole time working on this video making this face

dude these are rad as hell

lil bert with the pigeon 😭

anyway don't give your money to dumbass white dudes who own superyachts, give your money to dumbass white dudes who have to pay their rent

the one good thing about the tailspin that media at large has been in is that there's been a huge wave of people who have abandoned trying to work at traditional corporations in favor of making their own crowd-funded stuff, similar to the 2000s era internet media boom before they all got ~acquired~

i genuinely have zero regrets being left out of whatever pop culture show everyone is watching in favor of spending my entertainment budget directly paying the people who make the cool shit i consume so they can keep making it, rather than cancelling after two seasons for a tax break or something

@kermitment.com new morpet just dropped

i've tried watching old videos when i remember something funny from them (e.g. Peggle 2's TAKE SHOT) and every time i just end up going "oh my god ryan shut the fuck up" and don't enjoy the video at all 💀

I follow it and stuff but I haven’t gotten around to actually starting it yet, I really should though!

my favorite thing about wrapped season is that you get to tell the people who make the stuff you like that you like the stuff they make

A list of 5 podcasts, in this order: 100% Eat, by Striking Distance LLC Regulation Podcast, by Regulation Company LLC What’s All This Then, by Charlotte McDonnell and Libby Watson Galactic Book Club, by Astro Goblin Clutch My Pearls, by Clutch My Pearls Podcast

also I ditched spotify a couple years ago but I expect this is what my top podcasts would look like (ft @100percenteat.com , @whatsallthispod.bsky.social , @clutchmypearlspod.bsky.social)

a screenshot of an hour-long video titled, “The Most Infamous Lost Media Search | blameitonjorge”. The thumbnail features a life-sized puppet costume version of Tyrone the Moose from the children’s tv show The Backyardigans, and the words “lies, hoarding, misinformation”

not pictured is the lost media rabbit hole I went down for a few months after seeing this thumbnail in my recommendations

2025 YOUTUBE RECAP Personality type: The Challenger Top interests: competitive gaming, food reviews, game playthroughs Top channels: Regulation Gameplay, astrogoblin, 100% Eat

Your top games: 1. Grand Theft Auto 5 (Regulation Doomsday Heist) 2. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy (LittleSiha’s Full Playthrough) 3. Minecraft (Hermitcraft’s Life Series) 4. Super Mario Party Jamboree (Regulation Mario Party March) 5. Split Fiction (A Full Playthrough I watched half of)

the recap of someone who goes to youtube to watch the same three channels and one playlist

a screenshot of Adobe software, which says, "Generative Extend is here. Add frames to cover a transition, hold on a reaction shot, or generate missing ambient sound. Try it now."

absolutely the fuck not, you go to freesound.org and download an audio file someone recorded and uploaded in 2011 like God intended

i had to go to the "You" tab at the bottom left of the screen to get to the recap but apparently it's just supposed to pop up when you open it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Missouri has a long history of subjugating its people to authoritarian bullshit simply to make a minority's lives harder for no reason. i both love my home so much and hate the system it lives under and its shitty racist history. which i guess is just what it's like to be American. anyway.

the wording of "his or her" in the bill makes me wonder if in their pronoun-panic they've created a legal loophole for the non-binaries to use

i mean i know in actuality it's not gonna be that simple but it's still funny

apparently she’s from missouri so we can go splitsies on this one

i loved their third album Wilder Mind when it came out, features zero banjos

my dad - “took us a while to work up to pepperoni”

if you ever wanna know where i get my incredibly basic culinary taste, my uncle just referred to ketchup as “Ozark Salsa”

actor whose teen tv show ended forges an unusual new path to relevancy

Callie taking a mirror selfie, wearing a burgundy skirt and white buttoned cardigan. also my yellow hair has gotten really long and is truly the highlight of this photo.

happy thanksgiving from the fancy bathroom. grateful for a family that supports me, a job i love, and everyone who has given me a solid foundation to rebuild myself on during this very trying year. grateful to be alive to fight for better days. and also grateful for my adderall prescription 💛

so many people I’ve met in my industry got their start in music by dicking around in Audacity/GarageBand/FrootyLoops and posting their stuff on yt/bandcamp/tumblr/whatnot. It’s never been more accessible than ever to get your hands on free music production tools!!!! learn some shit!!!! it’s fun!!!!!

a shot of a plane’s wing taken from inside the plane. it is completely covered in ice and snow, and so is part of the window.

you think we’re gonna have to de-ice or

the airport “don’t leave your baggage unattended” thing they play intermittently has been changed to an Alvin and the Chipmunks style AI child this is hell we’re in hell

just shut up and put your fresh-baked pie in the window so i can steal it and run away going tee hee hee 🪟🏃‍➡️🥧

a simple drawing of a cat bipedally running forward captioned "onto my next awesome thing".

#catcrumb

had a productive evening