Tim Byrnes

Tim Byrnes

@timbyrneses.bsky.social

Everyone’s favourite rascal https://linktr.ee/timbyrneses

562 Followers 621 Following 2,825 Posts Joined Oct 2023
19 hours ago

I got a bit too into Ms Rachel’s Icky Sticky Bubble Gum and made my baby puke

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2 days ago

Oof

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3 days ago

They seem like they should be great on paper, but in execution they’re, uh… They could be better

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4 days ago

Thank Christ he didn’t ask about immunisation. I recall him harassing one poor woman with a baby about that.

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4 days ago

Well, so much for memory training because he forgot I had a baby. He’s even seen him in the flesh (unfortunately).

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4 days ago

Bumped into him there (I had a physio appointment nearby).

He’s said he’s going brain training and has significantly increased his memory. Mentioned he got up a colonoscopy place because he had a booking he said he never made and cited his brain training results.

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4 days ago

Not sure I’ve mentioned on here, but I used to live in a place on the same block as a cafe. I’d frequent regularly, but so would a guy I’ve dubbed ‘Cafe Crackpot’.

Why?

He’s got a few fruity ideas. For starters, he’s a flat earther.

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4 days ago

Hell yeah! Kinda wish the film they were making was the whole film

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4 days ago

The Last Of The Monicas*

*not a typo 😡

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4 days ago

He respectfully demands feet pics

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5 days ago

😡

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5 days ago

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!

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5 days ago

Basically remixed some old footage. Turned out better than what it was originally used for

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5 days ago

I made my own movie

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5 days ago

I’ll make my own bloody movie

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5 days ago

I was gonna see The Ice Tower today.

Instead I’m on flood watch

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5 days ago

Maybe Godzilla hentai will help

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5 days ago

Oof, that’s rough

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5 days ago

Oh yeah! Were you able to bring them into Japan?

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6 days ago

I blame the war

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6 days ago

Can you really put a price on wisdom?

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6 days ago

They’d have some great stuff there. You should also treat yourself to one of those English gibberish shirts

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1 week ago

It’s been a while since anything joyful has happened at work. A nice turn of events

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1 week ago

Then had another message my work and gave me a good review

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1 week ago

One of the mums was someone from where I grew up and hadn’t seen in 20 years. She also enjoyed it. It’s nice to be not feel disdain from someone I grew up with.

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1 week ago

Well, today was a nicer day than I’ve had in a while.

Back at work and sang to babies. Always enjoy that. My son came and saw me, along with my partner and my mum.

For some reason, I was firing on all cylinders and it turned out to be a good session.

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1 week ago

Uh, Buffalo 66 just appeared on Disney+.

Uh, what?

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1 week ago

I do wonder if all this stems from realising I’m likely autistic and looking back over my life and wondering if that’s why I’ve been treated badly in the past

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1 week ago

Now for them to actually arrive

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1 week ago

I hope these overseas conflicts don’t disrupt my delivery because my priorities take precedent I am very important

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