Lesson learned on google after the maintenance guy left: the maintenance man was asking if I heard any “arc” noises when turning on the stove. He was not in fact, using slang to ask me if it was awkward when I turned on the stove. How awk.

Life Goals

So many people out there need a hug and a forehead kiss and an old abandoned lighthouse where they can slowly give what’s left of their sanity over to the sea gods

In the last book, he’s riding a book called Me. Cause of course. I hate this.

I have not understood a single second of this meeting but the presenter sounds like a human man trying his absolute hardest to sound like an AI robot and that’s kind of fun.

As soon as @wehateyourhate.bsky.social leaves the apartment, Colossus lays on his backpack and waits for him to come home.

I wish! I have to make my own cake before I can eat it!

I’m drowning in work and stress, but HR is sending me carrot cake recipes. At this point, I’d take the pizza party.

I feel like I miiiiiigghhht have helped with this theory cause I confused Baby Driver with Drive

Let me know if you want to stop at my parents to pick up Godzilla starring Matthew Broderick. Pretty sure I also have Clueless (so make space).

The hill I’m prepared to die on: we all should line up at concerts in height order.

Oh shit. I’m back in. He just wants a ice cold sasparilla with the boys

Spoilers!

I just think it was sorta weird to scream it out during that one quiet part

Did you finally find the one you lost in my car?? It might be expired by now

For 250 years, the United States has supported democracy.

Now, in the middle of a horrific war that Putin started, Trump is turning his back on Ukraine and democracy, all to the benefit of a brutal dictator in Moscow.

I thought rereading The Hunger Games would be a fun idea and not a harbinger of things to come.

#hungergames #dystopianreads

Were you at work? That feels real accurate for me.

I’m doing something wrong here that’s led fake Elon Musk to find me

This is Oligarchy. The three richest men in the world have become $196 BILLION richer since Donald Trump was elected.

$196 billion for three men in 99 days.

Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

Oh my god, it’d be a live stream of all my waking hours

This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day.

Revenge.

Maybe the geese form as an omen of a coming Wawa. The logo is a goose! 🪿

When your boyfriend makes you homemade pizza and takes all the crust pieces, that’s amore

AI was wrong? Wait until everyone at my job hears about this 😂

@wehateyourhate.bsky.social and I watching the superbowl but we got buffalo chicken dip and homemade pizzas.

Picked this up yesterday and just can’t put it down.

#booksky #dystopianbooks #femalerage

Bookshop.org enters the e-book arena, giving indie stores a new way to compete with Amazon "Everything Amazon can do, we want to do as well or better," says CEO Andy Hunter on boosting indie sales digitally.

This is AMAZING news!
Fuck Amazon

www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

Look, do I buy myself lots of little treats? Yes. Do I deserve them for putting up with me every day? Also a big yes.