How it feels scrolling on Bluesky. I need more camp, satire, and people who are actually funny on my feed. All I see are pics of pets and people’s doodles. Which is harmless but also boring. How do I change my algorithm lol

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.

I need a sleepover with friends where we just learn the choreography to Bad Romance and paint nails

I wanna hear an edit of the defying gravity riff combined with Hilary Duff’s riff from raise your voice

I had a nightmare last night that my rabbit got kidnapped. And this morning she’s been very clingy. I wonder if she had the same dream.

I never finish the last sip of coffee. Don’t ask me why but that last sip is just gross

I’m gonna post all my favorite missed connections here.

Desperately trying to taper off from vaping by refusing to buy another vape. It’s a terrible strategy, as I’m seriously contemplating just smoking a cigarette