Sadly this rosé champagne tasting was underwhelming but will definitely be doing this again
Happy birthday to me
Men are too emotional to lead
I wonder what my Trump supporting neighbors are going to do after buying a new Tesla just a few weeks ago
24 in 9 days
1-800 Flowers has sent me 21 emails in the last 8 days
How come i never get to work in the support departments with terrible customer service?
I love how, when faced with potentially losing their sex assault committing player, the Browns went out and found another sex assault committing player who ALSO loves assaulting massage therapists
My days of having enthusiasm are long gone
Listen, I'm not a great employee or worker or person in general, but if you're my manager and we've missed our last five 1-on-1's i would think you'd prioritize so you didn't make it 6 in a row
A strange thing occurs when the flavor of my chocolate protein bar is combined with my coffee that creates the flavor of mediocre BBQ
What if we just send full sentences or a paragraph when messaging each other instead of sending 8 separate messages?
It's time to get a studio audience behind my comments around the house
Everything is a conspiracy if you don’t know how anything works.
I sure as heck wouldn't trust me with pretty much anything
Getting to a point in my career where i have to give a shit about github, gitlab, bitbucket, Jenkins and other tools is terrible
If i know one thing about GenAI it's how infrequently it makes mistakes
A third arm would be convenient so i could hold my dog, my phone, and my wine all at the same time
Watching Archer is largely a waste of time
That means yes
Oh hi. Fancy meeting you here
You might not have right manager when you have to explain how Ansible works
It amazes me how disorganized so many travelers are at an airport. My anxiety requires everything be accounted for
The thing they don't tell you about drinking a whole bottle of wine is how happy it makes you
Anything you don't agree with is propaganda
Multidimensional chess? I think you misspelled "bullshit"
I really should buy a boat
All I've learned is that the bigger asshole i am the more i get rewarded
When your coworker tells you "just be nice for a minute" maybe your attitude isn't the best
