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Thereโ€™s a non-zero chance you end up drawing Robert Plant isnโ€™t there

04.11.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#SHIT is the absolute state of Tandyโ€™s banter with Brodie Coghlan - imagine taking a boss seriously after watching them crash this hard

04.11.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The amount of times your pieces repeatedly make me think โ€˜Fuckโ€ฆ oh yeahโ€ฆโ€™ is quite extraordinary

03.11.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile one of the actual Unions in the competition theyโ€™re preparing to sacrifice a matchday from is bleeding out

03.11.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some absolutely harrowing bants coming out of the Tandy-era Wales camp

03.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesnโ€™t feel far off Presdeeโ€™s 2000 book Carnival of Crime: โ€˜attempts to make sense of the increase in violence, cruelty, hate and humiliation in daily life & argues an overly organised economic world has provoked a widespread desire for extreme, oppositional forms of popular/personal pleasure.โ€™

03.11.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m familiar with the way World Rugby do things

03.11.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to accept there was anything in that flight case

03.11.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are fireworks safe with this amount of sawdust on the pitch?

01.11.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight I learnt from the list of matchday officials I could have had the surname โ€˜Tempestโ€™ and thatโ€™s a kick in the teeth

01.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Absolutely no use Iโ€™m afraid but look this exists www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...

01.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Punishment is being made to wear this while carrying the custom โ€˜The Rematchโ€™ ball around wherever the next WC SF is held

01.11.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cynical is producing and playing this match with one of these

01.11.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™d actually have been fine if theyโ€™d been using a laptop instead of trying to pretend a half open flight case was actually a computer

01.11.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing but a nuisance - what a surprise

01.11.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell Austin, I wondered how close you were to ending your tv career halfway through that sentence

01.11.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A la Bill Hicks - I donโ€™t mean to sound partisan and petty, but I am so that how it comes out

01.11.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am enjoying the idea of this finally provoking English rugby to develop class consciousness and rebel against the ownership of physical capital

01.11.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You think he forgot to call it the Allianz eh?

01.11.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deference and taking the piss out of anyone who takes something seriously are IMO our profound national weaknesses, and cause a lot of our productivity and cultural problems

31.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, itโ€™s been RCKโ€™s self-professed number one priority during a time of existential crisis, Iโ€™m sure he wouldnโ€™t do that unless every single person coming down the zipwire is bringing down a basket of gold bars that theyโ€™ve been storing on the roof or something

30.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I canโ€™t find any source for this so I may have hallucinated it, but Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™ve heard that the โ€˜Surrey Deltaโ€™ is at least partly about what an amazing blues record collection John Mayall had, and all the young guitarists would be dossing at his house studying the tracks

30.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™m going to take a load of people for mugs!โ€
โ€œHeโ€™s so real, manโ€

25.10.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All these years of branding the derbies as Judgement Day when the actual filmic reference should have been Battle Royale

24.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These will probably be new Welsh Regional mascots by the end of the weekend

24.10.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The corollary of that is also true - see the dependence of private healthcare on NHS commissioning late 2000s. Not to mention their workforce

23.10.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god Moffettโ€™s going to go for it isnโ€™t he

22.10.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Huge Conchords vibes

22.10.2025 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huge surprise - people struggling like the bonkers parties offering free imaginary ice cream left right and centre, remind me again how populism works?

22.10.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social earlier this year I took a UK-brand crowbar in my luggage all the way to our recently emigrated friends in Australia as a housewarming present, and your story has now justified it absolutely in my mind - despite the criticism of my wife and indeed bafflement of our friends

21.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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