ChiefJeef

I did the whole “gay man in a mental health crisis” thing and now she’s blonde 🫡

So my uber shows up to take me to the bar. I get in and he says “Honestly respect to a grown man secure enough to wear stuffed animals.” in reference to my Labubus.

Help I’ve been shot 😂

Okay I look cute tonight tho 😏

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Spent all night flirting with a guy who left with a girl sooooo

I came all the way to this bar for the cute bartender and if he’s not here tonight I just might CRY

Hey 🫡

I might need to think about a career change. I’m over here working for an insurance brokerage and you’re flirting with go go dancers 😭

Oh you’re prettyyyyyyy

Part of me thinks he was just being kind and letting me know I’d need to use the other bartender from my drinks for the rest of the night but I wonder why he made it a point to give me his name 😅

He was cute as hell so like I’ve already found him on Facebook but is it weird to add? 😵‍💫

Hi, chronic over-thinker here 😮‍💨

Last weekend I went to the bar and had some nice conversation with the cute bartender. He went out of his way to tell me that his shift was over and he was leaving but gave me his name.

Hi yes I’d like to apply to be someone’s #MCM please 🫡

Took myself to the gay bar in Lafayette, LA and there are 5 people here while the straight bar across the street is overflowing.

All the Grindr photos are faceless lol help me

Okay but right? 🫠🫠 I was like “me next please?”

Especially on Fridays 🍆

I have NO clue I stole that shit so fast when I saw it, tucked it away in my reactions folder and never looked back lmao

😂 I’ll add it to the list lmao

Idk how I missed the Sailor Moon train tbh and I just never went back and watched

3 things I can talk about for 3 hours with no prep

HANDSOME 🫠

Okay we gotta chat Pokémon and myths sometime! I went to Greece when I was in my early twenties and it was magical.

I’ve never seen Sailor Moon 👀🫣

The two pictures together tell a story of “We have to walk how far?” to “When is the Uber getting here?” 😂

No one stopped me sooooooo my bank account has $30 less in it lmao

Someone talk me out of spending money on Hades II please lol

Hi yes I’m a father 👀🫡

Live, laugh, lobotomy or whatever the kids are saying these days 🫡

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Time for a vodka cranberry (double) and some Fortnite 🫡