Jesse Mullan

Jesse Mullan

@jmullan.bsky.social

597 Followers 448 Following 202 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 days ago
A newspaper clipping where each lower-case letter S looks like an F.  Transcription: Thomas Read. Knife and Sword Cutler. No. 4, Parliament Street. TAKES the liberty of informing the gentlemen of the military, that he can supply them with swords, carbone swivels, and spurs, of the neatest and best quality, on the shortest notice.

I'm not saying that this is for sure an ancestor of mine, but I can also supply you with F words on the shortest notice.

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3 days ago

I am so sorry. I hope that you can get out of the job or otherwise get the help you need.

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4 days ago

Goals

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4 days ago

Now that I have learned to shut off my brain and just enjoy laser swords my enjoyment has increased immensely.

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6 days ago
Four bright orange fritillary butterflies on greenery.

Today a couple were walking by with a couple toddlers and they were all really excited to see all the butterflies!

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6 days ago

Today I am grateful that the intrusive thought was just "What if you poured chicken stock on your cereal instead of oat milk? Are you sure that you have the right carton? ARE YOU SURE?"

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1 week ago
An extremely handsome and photogenic tuxedo cat named Alex.

It's a very good club.

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1 week ago
A Siamese cat named greg laying on a cat condo in a window. One paw is raised and clawing a sisal-rope-wrapped pillar.

I was outside for almost a whole minute and greg needed attention to make up for it.

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1 week ago

Fanart? Yeah, I'm a fan of your art.

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2 weeks ago

The past few mornings, bright orange fritillary butterflies playing in my front yard have multiplied. Two, six, twelve. The weather in Oakland has cleared and warmed. Blue skies, syrupy sun, warm breezes. The yard is verdant. Sage, asters, phacelia. Joy feels selfish.

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2 weeks ago

I am so sorry for your loss.

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2 weeks ago

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

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2 weeks ago

Today it's snowballs, but tomorrow it could be red jelly beans, orange lozenges, yellow lemon drops, green gum squares, blue lollipop heads, or purple jujube clusters. Oh wait, these aren't my notes, it's just the game of candy crush I'm playing.

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2 weeks ago
A screenshot of the bluesky app showing the words: No results found for "let the bodies hit the floor chicken dance"

Clap clap clap clap

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3 weeks ago
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Financier Starts Sentence in Prostitution Case (Published 2008)

A remarkable historical document from 2008:
the NYT on Jeffrey Epstein’s plea and jail sentence. The last paragraph will be interesting to readers of the recent release of his emails.

www.nytimes.com/2008/07/01/b...

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3 weeks ago

Bartelbye þe Scryfenwyrþer

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3 weeks ago

"I liketh to sayeth many because it means a lot"

"I refuseth to scribe that"

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3 weeks ago
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Same opossum sniffing atound

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3 weeks ago
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I am too tired to put a stop to this opossum's cat food thievery tonight. Also, the more cat food they eat, the more luxurious their fur, which I do delight in seeing. No! I must resist their cuteness!

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3 weeks ago

But were the bites good and satisfying?

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1 month ago
Two ducks, one white, one brown. The brown one has a dark head. Both have their faces buried in the ground cover of a front yard, looking for food.

Neighborhood ducks from the other day.

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1 month ago
A white cat sitting in a window. Two cats sitting near garbage cans. Both appear partially Siamese. One has beige fur and tabby points. The other has white fur and gray points. A gray cat with white paws standing on a sidewalk next to a green lawn. The ground is covered with white flower petals. Two black cats in the street. One is partially obscured by purple flowers hanging over the curb.

Neighborhood cats from the other day.

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1 month ago
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I held out my hand in friendship, and he attacked me. He is going to lose his balls. #tnr

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1 month ago
A gorgeous tabby cat relaxing on a red concrete step. He is side lit.

Look at this beautiful angel kitty who is thinking about taking over our backyard from Shacklegänger.

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1 month ago

control-z
sudo reboot

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1 month ago

Duh of course

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1 month ago
A verdant corner of a back yard where a brown and white cat is curled up in a shadowy spot under bushes and vines.

The feral cat Shacklegänger is welcome to live inside, and there are four dry shelters in the back yard, but he'd rather nap in the bushes and meow at me in the tiniest angriest voice that I am personally responsible for the weather being too rainy and windy.

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1 month ago

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

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1 month ago
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Goldman to Lyons: "You said in your opening statement that references to ICE as 'the Gestapo' or 'secret police' encourages threats against ICE agents. The problem is you have it backwards. People are simply making valid observations about your tactics, which are un-American and outright fascist."

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1 month ago

I ordered two gross (288) of "party whistles" from American Carnival Mart for $45.35, including shipping, on January 29th, and they showed up today, February 10th. 15 cents a piece, versus 1.5 cents if one 3d prints them. ( I don't have a 3d printer )

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