Jesse Mullan

Zookeeper, by Victor Jones 10 track album

victorjones.bandcamp.com/album/zookee...
I saw this on TikTok and sigh-chuckled at the presentation, but once I followed up and listened loudly to the whole thing, its deep weirdness really worked for me.

Remember when brain worms were just a funny haha hyperbolic joke?

Ooh, I got the Carhartt "Rugged Flex® Peak Straight Leg Cargo Scrub Pant" and the "Rugged Flex® Peak Straight Leg Cargo Scrub Pant" and both are very comfortable and look nice-ish and casual.

i am very into this

New keyboard, new dopamine!

What.

ICE melts fast in the South because we bring the heat 🔥

And they CAN get rabies, it's just very uncommon. They can also carry other diseases and parasites. I am saying all of this partially to convince myself to continue not snuggling the baby 'possum that visits our yard looking for unguarded cat food

We have a feral cat that we're trying to take enough to come inside (he's been fixed and gets shots, at least), so we discourage wild animals from staying. Otherwise I'd likely make room for the opossum, but try to keep it wild. No food, no snuggles.

this is basically the most effective thing you as an individual can do to fuck with ICE and good on this dude for dedicating his retirement to fucking with them

A screenshot of an article from the Onion with a dubiously placed ad for the TV show "the Paper" and an edit to an NSFW phrase. Text: so why don't we stop talking and let nature take its course, eh? I'll tell you what, I'm going to leave a key to the room on this table and go upstairs. Room 819. What do you boys think? Want to friend a reporter from America's finest news source? Advertisement: the paper Monday, NBC, streaming on Peacock Note: "friend" was not the original suggestion but I am a professional and don't want to seem uncouth. Also I have been flying all day and I'm exhausted and this made me laugh when I saw it, but maybe it isn't funny. I don't know anymore.

The screenshot in question, of the article in the Onion, with the real ad. I just changed some NSFW text as though I were overdubbing a movie for 1990s broadcast TV.

I have a screenshot, but it is mid-filth, so, um

The ad for the TV show "the paper" seems a little on the nose but I trust your judgement.

Oh, I got one in Santa Cruz!

Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska

A masked ICE agent sprays David Black, pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, directly in the face during protests outside the ICE processing facility in Broadview, Illinois. Sept 19 2025 Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times.

Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church in chicago being hit in the head with a pepper ball Sept 19 at the Broadview ICE facility

An unidentified federal agent fires a chemical weapon into Rev. Jorge Bautista's face during a protest outside of Coast Guard Island in Oakland on Thursday Oct. 23, 2025. Credit: David Bacon

ICE vs the clergy

It might be doing continuous screenshots to see if you are playing a game.

Oh, roll with disadvantage

Putting it on because I am not a complete monster

Weirdly, I know more about the actual wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald than the actual song, which I am not sure I have ever heard

You can say that again

When we boil a chicken breast for the cats, their racheting tension and chaotic noises and behavior are worryingly like the end scenes of Requiem For a Dream.

Thank you for the opportunity to write an episode of Beedo, it means so much that you saw my fanfic and understood the vision: Beedo is all of us.

The Lowdown was quite good except for whispering in my ear that the music my dad likes is good actually.

A label on a soap dispenser: "luscious quenching liquid hand soap" and "hydration éclat savon à mains liquide"

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but with the text "Luscious Quenching Liquid Hand Soap"

Thankfully this didn't get stuck in my head all weekend.

(it's explaining the jokes)

The worst part of this election so far has been explaining to my wife why I am cackling with glee while taking out the recycling

This article is brilliant, thank you

Two cats curled up together on a bed. One is a black and white tuxedo cat, the other is light brown with dark brown points. Both have white paws and tummies. The brown cat, Greg, has a single eye cracked, presenting a mischievous appearance. The other, Alex, is deeply asleep.

My wife dreamed that she took our cats to a spa, they jumped into the pool, and then they surfaced again as "hotties in their thirties."

Bubo baby buggy bumper

Later on, Vance advocates for letting your dog shit in your neighbor's yard and leaving it.