Understandable. I'd probably do the same
I would've been too!
snuck into the oreo factory and sucked all of the white stuff out of the cookies causing Panic! at Nabisco
Pack it up in a squeeze tube like toothpaste and sell it as "Oops! All Stuf" Oreos
The thing about Dad jokes though is that the better they are, the worse they are. And vice versa.
I wanna move there so I can open a bakery and call it the "Missouri Loaves Company"
Oregon my favorite state that starts out sounding like a cookie but then disappoints you at the end
Search your camera roll for “hell”
Fantastic!
Blow blow blow your butt, oops that was a shart
Verily, verily, verily, verily
Never trust a fart
Thank you!
Search your camera roll for hell...
...well, that's anticlimactic.
Yeah man, I'm always down for some kind words!
Blow blow blow your butt, oops that was a shart
Verily, verily, verily, verily
Never trust a fart
My first was a Squier Bronco, back in the late 90s when Squiers really were total POSes. I think it was a shorty too.
I haven't owned anything short since then, with the exception of my 33.25" Ricky
This song is a straight up banger. RIP Adam.
Looks great!
i don't feel good about this but I really need the fifteen hundred dollars
The Ibanez Mikro is 28.6" from nut to saddles, so this is even shorter than that.
I was looking this up because I came across this photo of a new Rickenbacker bass model (the one in the middle)
It appears to be the same scale length as the guitar to the left, which should be 24.75". That's VERY short for a bass and I was wondering how it's supposed to be tuned.
Nice to know Google's AI summaries are still wildly wrong sometimes.
Shorter scale length will decrease, not increase, string tension.
If the cream cheese isn't oozing out the sides of the bagel every time I bite down, forcing me to either lick it off my fingers or run my tongue along the crack like I'm eating pussy, it's not enough cream cheese.
According to my wife the solution to this is to have a second bagel that you use to scoop up the oozing cream cheese
To quote the immortal Kenny Rogers, "I was raised on the dairy, BITCH"
And occasionally bagel pubes
wait...
If the cream cheese isn't oozing out the sides of the bagel every time I bite down, forcing me to either lick it off my fingers or run my tongue along the crack like I'm eating pussy, it's not enough cream cheese.
Post a great photo of a musician.
At least he was honest with us about not wanting to be there.
I haven't been into the nerdcore scene in ages but maybe 12 years ago I saw MC Frontalot in Portland, he has a full backing band and they're all amazing
Hey Sam, this is a bad take and you should feel bad for writing it
