Astarion

Astarion

@thedecadent.bsky.social

*absolutely covered in blood* god forbid a girl have hobbies

11 Followers 11 Following 18 Posts Joined Dec 2025
2 weeks ago

Vampires aren’t gay or stupid

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1 month ago

I’m gonna force feed gale a mutagen just to see what happens

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1 month ago

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

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1 month ago

I think I’m gonna die on this plane

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1 month ago

When I’m king of hell… then you will all see

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1 month ago

People fear my raw animal magnetism and my come slither look

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1 month ago

Credit me bitch

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

you’re nothing

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1 month ago

just one sip darling please please plea

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1 month ago

Oh you’re sweet. If only there was more than oil flowing through your veins; we could have been something truly special

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2 months ago
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AT THE GAY BAR

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2 months ago

Let’s start a nuclear war

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2 months ago

didn’t u fuck his dad

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2 months ago

oh darling, as if you could afford 💅

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

BE QUIET KITTEN, DADDY IS WEIGHING UP THE DIFFERENT EUTHANASIA PRICING OPTIONS AT LOCAL VETS

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2 months ago

Baldur? I hardly know her!

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