Ibaraki-Douji

//I swear I'm not dead guys I just had a ton of stuff recently will be back proper after my exams next week

You're stronger than them at least, I'll give you that, quite rare to find someone who's capable of not immediately dying my attacks nowadays. Say, what's your name?

//you're just stupid case closed

//what I'm afraid of is your shocking incompetence in both skills like cooking and knowledge like basic spelling.

It's spelt culinary.

*She's now twisting the arm back and forth as if it's a toy*

Listen, I've seen lots of people who think they can do what they want without consequences. And lots of such people end up dead with just a single half assed punch. Especially some Youkai who think she's cool for raising humans

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Good to hear, how could I make it worse?

//the only thing that's getting cooked is your ass

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We should host a card game tournament again some day

*Continues twisting it even further, albeit with less ferocity this time, seems like she's doing it out of curiosity now as to how much the arm could be twisted.*

Heh not bad. You're pretty gutsy I'll give you that, seems like you're capable enough to back up your confidence as well, I like that.

//been either too tired or too busy gaming recently to be here I swear I'm still alive

*Just before getting grabbed, the Oni's right arm snaps forward to grab the extended hand about to grab her and forcefully twists it down as much as possible*

That won't be a problem, after all, no one would be able to do it without me allowing it.

// this I believe
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You still need a reason to kill me after I killed your granny? Hah this is exactly why you're a weak spineless coward! ... Someone as pathetic as you will never be able to defeat me, understand?

They're a complete eyesore so I won't wanna keep em around as just a head attached to the chest. Well guess it is still better than letting em roam around I suppose

Shit you got a point... It is quite fun now that I think about it. I should start doing that more often to others

You're one to say, didn't your parents teach you to keep your hands to yourself and not randomly grab people?

I'll be honest, I did considered Buddhism at some point in my life. Considered that is.

Rude, can't believe Bishamonten would have such a vulgar and uncouth servant

Hmm she didn't look like a zombie or phantom, might be a ghost though. What I do know is that she's not a hourai immortal since she did die and only came back now. Say if I figured out the type of immortality I should be able to kill her properly this time right?

Well well well, where shall we start. Ha I know, first of all I've heard that you claimed this mountain as your territory no?

What? Scared of doing the job yourself?

//since when??

*crippling right hook to her target's chin should she still be holding onto her after the kick to the center of her chest.*

Unfortunately for you, I only allow a small handful of people to be hugging me like that, and you're not one of em got it?

Well can't say I didn't try.

*In a burst of explosive strength, the Oni launches a full force kick straight towards where the solar plexus of a human would be and rips her right arm out of her hugger's(?) arms immediately raising it into a direct striking position primed to deliver a* (1/2)

*occur as it was something Wriggle surely had experienced before, but on several dozen magnitudes greater than normal. It was the presence of sheer absolute malice.* (2/2)

Haahhh guess we really are doing this huh. Alright then, can you please put me down, 𝗻𝗼𝘄.

*The Oni expression shifts from what seemed like just minor annoyance to being unamused, as a tense unnerving air of hostility bursts into the scene. An instinctive understanding of what this was would* (1/2)

Just catch em before they fall duh. Simple as that. Anyways you're going to let go of me now or what? The next punch is gonna be hitting a lot harder if you don't.

//Finally, someone who could tank a few hits from Ibaraki without her holding back

Well, then I'll just give it a little shake like this until it falls over.

*Tosses a light punch to the bug's side, as light as an Oni would punch at least.*

//Thankfully the recipient ain't going to get one-shot unlike a certain mountain hag