They should do MyChart Wrapped
03.12.2025 22:13 β π 4469 π 1102 π¬ 60 π 107@peterkispert.bsky.social
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
03.12.2025 22:13 β π 4469 π 1102 π¬ 60 π 107A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
03.12.2025 20:20 β π 2568 π 644 π¬ 46 π 35A photo of THE END TIMES, a faux local newspaper written in the wake of an apocalyptic plague. A little white strip of paper has been placed on the upper right corner of the paper to obscure my mailing address.
99% of the world is dead. In a small Minnesota town, 1 woman writes the monthly local paper but itβs actually an epic horror story mailed to your door.
THE END TIMES.
Brilliantly conceived by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social , published by @badhandbooks.bsky.social.
1 issue in and I already love it.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
28.11.2025 22:15 β π 5074 π 1185 π¬ 259 π 842No one talking about the mealy apple crisis
28.11.2025 18:10 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Happy Noam Chomsky Day to all who celebrate
27.11.2025 02:17 β π 165 π 24 π¬ 3 π 0PROMOTE YOUR BOOKS! EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PUBLISHED BOOKS! Do not ask me how my writing is going.
26.11.2025 18:33 β π 465 π 117 π¬ 150 π 256my time-saving holiday shopping tip is to just get everybody books. white elephant? book. child? picture book. stocking? small book. i am a neutral & trustworthy source on this subject
26.11.2025 19:13 β π 284 π 49 π¬ 16 π 10Headline about tortoise who lived through two world wars
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
25.11.2025 20:07 β π 2309 π 369 π¬ 53 π 22How sweet!
22.11.2025 23:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0evergreen
22.11.2025 17:20 β π 10563 π 3892 π¬ 30 π 64Most hurtful way to be insulted is when somebody makes up a mean rhyme about your name. Not only is that the name that my own mother gave me, but you're desecrating it using the weapons of a poet!?
21.11.2025 21:08 β π 54 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
20.11.2025 15:27 β π 849 π 130 π¬ 14 π 8Kyleβs book looks and is amazing. So special. Cannot wait to share it w/inflict it on readers!
20.11.2025 02:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats! Really looking forward to this.
19.11.2025 02:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
18.11.2025 05:10 β π 2892 π 1103 π¬ 38 π 15I'm hearing that The End Times (a short novel told in the form of a newspaper delivered over the course of a year) is printing its first edition today. You've still got a chance to sign yourself or a friend up with @badhandbooks.bsky.social right here : badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...
13.11.2025 17:12 β π 287 π 75 π¬ 17 π 5Feel this poem every fall.
13.11.2025 02:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Know I love my job when I get through a tall stack of reading for work and, as a treat, for the pure enjoyment of it, reread my authorsβ Fall 26 books. Cannot wait to share these with the world.
13.11.2025 00:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shame over poverty is such that people reflexively hide it. I had one pair of pants for years, and we lost our house to bankruptcy. But my mother and stepfather in the same town (with whom I didn't live) had no idea. So many people, barely hanging on, keeping it to themselves, now without food.
08.11.2025 03:04 β π 402 π 106 π¬ 17 π 5Brilliant insight, and exchange. Is your life touched by books in any sense? Read every word.
07.11.2025 02:49 β π 23 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
05.11.2025 23:00 β π 13899 π 2335 π¬ 114 π 89The Twisted Spine, NYC's first bookstore for horror and dark literature, suffered terrible water damage during last week's insane rainstorm and will have to close for repairs. I threw them some bucks to help them get through this difficult time. Please consider helping out if you can.
03.11.2025 19:03 β π 6 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0Congratulations, Lincolnβexcited for this!
31.10.2025 15:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ladies and gentlemen...we got him
30.10.2025 19:10 β π 18357 π 4071 π¬ 178 π 186Mmm, thatβs delicious. Does it have lecithin as an emulsifier?
30.10.2025 18:43 β π 106 π 18 π¬ 2 π 1I've been working for many months on this article on Silicon Valley's under-the-radar role in bringing AI into schools across the US. I really hope you'll read it βΒ here's a gift link βΒ but I'll tell you some of the highlights in this thread. (1/x)
02.09.2025 16:31 β π 112 π 59 π¬ 5 π 10Such great news. Congratulations, Garth.
27.10.2025 20:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
26.10.2025 15:37 β π 4668 π 3450 π¬ 84 π 86Here's the OCR transcription of the text in the image: --- *The Making of Victorian England* (London, 1962), 14. In fact I tried to count and failed. Some time ago I spent the better part of two years coding the evaluative language used in thousands of historians' book reviews, punching IBM cards, and attempting to correlate the language employed with dozens of other variables having to do with historians' generation, field, status, etc. It was a total waste of time, producing nothing intelligible and permanently dampening my enthusiasm for introducing quantitative rigor into intellectual history.
I collect inspirational footnotes and share them from time to time:
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