Dracula’s other other wife 🦇

We are running a tiny bit behind on editing, but our recap of 3.3 will be up by Monday! In the meantime, please enjoy this reminder that Hannibal salt cures a whole ass arm in this episode

It’s in the public’s best interest that I don’t work for them honestly.

Because I was embarrassed and he was boring and after our second date we never spoke again

This poor man didn’t have a choice lmao

Thinking about that first date I had 2 years ago where I nervously rambled about the show Hannibal for like an hour straight AND he asked me out again after, wild.

If we don’t get MCR5 I will never emotionally recover I just want everyone warned

We saw you from across the bar, and you kinda look like this guy my husband is obsessed with, so, sorry, he's gonna to kill and eat you

(Catch our latest Hannibal recap, where we discuss 3.1, "Antipasto")

Who am I without my 8000 emotional support photos in this phone

We have officially commenced season 3! Please join us for our recap of the premiere, "Antipasto," in which Hannibal has his midlife crisis

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I just took a shot of whiskey, ate a pickle, and then choked a bit. So yeah… you could say I’m doing pretty good.

a reminder

I’m really sad because bsky isn’t filling the void that the death of twitter caused but x is so rancid that I will never be going back and now I yearn for years gone by like an ancient asshole and just hop from tumblr to instagram and back here mindlessly and miserable

I’m going to get us cancelled 🙈

I think people would be genuinely surprised by my answer to this (unless they have heard my tirade about one of these films already)

The runner ups are all men covered in blood and idk what that says about me

My newest dose of Prozac is a fun new color so it’s already helping wow

I need to start following accounts that are not Hannibal based because I’ve begun to associate bluesky directly with Hannibal lol

I don't like to post about stats because we are a modest operation/passion project, but it blows my mind that we've almost hit 13,000 streams & downloads

AHHHHHH, we finally did it. We made it to the season 2 finale, "Mizumono." 🖤

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Our recap of the Hannibal season 2 finale, "Mizumono," will be live in your feeds tomorrow!! Please enjoy some behind-the-scenes footage of Bri and Leah's actual faces

I’m crashing out

I tell someone their book automatically renewed for another 2 weeks and they stare at me and ask when it’s due.

Had a woman get mad at me because I told her she needed a Gmail account to log into Gmail :-) she was using a yahoo email

In case anyone was curious about the state of the world- I work at public library and people can’t even click on the picture of a dollar to pay for printing with cash on their own :-)

Said, "It's Mizumono!" on mic today like I was talking about the fucking Catalina wine mixer, and you know what, I'm not wrong. We've been building up to this. We're not ready. You're not ready.

Why is there still no release date announcement for stranger things 5 like just give me summer, fall, winter- anything.

That’s super disappointing because I love her style of writing so much, she has such a special narrative voice. If anyone has any alternative recommendations for authors that are similar I would love to hear as well.

I try- or in this case I guess I don’t haha

Leah & I officially made a dedicated social media account for Friends for Dinner! Follow the pod account for all future updates + Hannibal nonsense 👇🏻