Friday runs past, chased by a screaming, feathered cloud. "A flock of seagulls is only good in theory, not practice!" #dailyaffirmation
Children on the street fall silent and stare as Thursday passes by. #dailyaffirmation
Let's collect Wednesday's tears and sell them on eBay. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday has entirely too much arsenic in its water. Oops! #dailyaffirmation
Let's stub Monday's toe with this coffee table. #dailyaffirmation
Friday comes in with a 1000 gallons of water, a half-ton of loose soil, and a hose. "Let's make some quicksand!" #dailyaffirmation
Thursday is obviously a children's toy, but labeled as "not a children's toy" because of all the broken glass. #dailyaffirmation
Let's scrape Wednesday against the wall until it catches flame like a kitchen match. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday is a mysterious block of cheese with a smell politely referred to as "earthy." #dailyaffirmation
Monday has the grace and dignity of a one-legged elephant on meth. #dailyaffirmation
Friday selects the wormiest, smelliest, softest rotten apples. "Take one. We're heading up to the C suite to lodge some high-velocity complaints." #dailyaffirmation
Thursday's too smart to run with scissors, but running with a knife, ice pick, or sword seems like fun. #dailyaffirmation
Wednesday is getting wrecked in this tag-team match, but its teammate is too distracted to be tagged in. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday's poorly-insulated windows cost it billions of dollars a year in heating and cooling costs. #dailyaffirmation
Let's hold Monday's face in the scalding water until it looks like a molting lobster. #dailyaffirmation
Friday addresses an audience of shrimp-eating shareholders in $3000 suits. "You're monsters." They applaud. #dailyaffirmation
Thursday will fit perfectly in this crate if we just lop off a few limbs and stick 'em in sideways. #dailyaffirmation
Wednesday rusts at the bottom of the lake, its toxins slowly seeping into the fish. #dailyaffirmation
Don't look Tuesday in the eye, or it will think you are its mother, and come hound you for food. #dailyaffirmation
Let's double-dog dare Monday to eat that thing on the floor we found when moving the fridge. #dailyaffirmation
"Eh, forget about work," says Friday, patting the couch beside it. "We're watching this now." #dailyaffirmation
Thursday is as essential to the week as toothpaste is to a chicken. #dailyaffirmation
Wednesday has eaten all its crayons, and now has nothing with which to write its manifestos. #dailyaffirmation
Tuesday is just a little too enthusiastic about sticking live bait on the fish hook. #dailyaffirmation
Let's force Monday to smoke a whole carton of cigarettes - not as a lesson, but as a vector for lung cancer. #dailyaffirmation
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Friday skids to a stop in front of us. "Get in! We're going to eat popcorn and watch the drama unfold!" #dailyaffirmation
Let's make Thursday assemble 1000 Ikea shelves using a miniature allen wrench and no instructions. #dailyaffirmation
Wednesday stands behind a podium and disdainfully lies to the press, but no one's buying it. #dailyaffirmation
Let's wind Tuesday so tightly, a sudden jolt will snap its springs. #dailyaffirmation
