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The bottom 70% have posted one review, ever, in a fit of anger because they got food poisoning the night before prom.

27.10.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What producer forced them into this.

06.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿค“

02.10.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2773    ๐Ÿ” 288    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

It's to make sure people use gender-affirming slurs.

02.10.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a stupid ass question.

01.10.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly I feel like a lot of people only ever farmed loot for the sake of farming the loot, with zero interest in the unmatched core gameplay to begin with.

30.09.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably the inevitable result of replacing capitalism with a god-awful shareholder hellscape.

30.09.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is the western hegemonic MIC so goddamn incompetent nowadays?

30.09.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noblesse Oblige, except none of the people who want to bring back nobility feel any obligation to the people they want to rule over because they think that human lives are just another resource to burn through.

30.09.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is my takeaway from this:
Switzerland says: Hot Desserts Only.

30.09.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No idea what you mean by this, but as someone who remembers that people were pissed for years about not having anything to grind/who's for years been of the opinion that you have to meet a game on it's terms for the loot, largely I find the whole thing very exhausting.

30.09.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Bullet Hell isn't very advertiser friendly...

30.09.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find the horseshoe theory doesn't account for auth-center guys like Newsom, generally. There are people with extreme opinions on every axis.

30.09.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Red Fasc...

30.09.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, how are they gonna make any more Need for Speed without a licensing budget.

29.09.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, this is the game that makes me hate Astrobot.

29.09.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Build looks good as hell.

27.09.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big win here is that it seems to indicate that cuffed jeans are on the way out, finally. It feels like it's been like 17 years...

27.09.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the over-under on adjusting the arm the shoulder shield is on?

27.09.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we have a Mida Synergy Glaive?

26.09.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They rule as elite mobs late game. Their boss fight is a trash
fire.

26.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you point to where in the tweet I called these bosses good? Most of them are very mid. Except Demon of Song, demon of song is awesome. None of these are Ruin Sentinels.

26.09.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elite DkS2 enjoyer here, providing important context: Not a single one of the bosses in Dks2 that actually sucks is pictured in this image.

26.09.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ

21.09.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5270    ๐Ÿ” 997    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Crazy how a guy who's only talent is "Yes, and"ing really well is a thought leader among a certain demographic.

18.09.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By dress sneakers, do you mean the all-black Cortez's?

18.09.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.09.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fortnite got Robloxified...

17.09.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey what's your tiktok username

17.09.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You were not aware of what the video is literally one message ago, what the hell drugs are you on, do you need help, do you need me to call someone for you?

17.09.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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