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@chefbates.bsky.social

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณโ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿš‚๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ„โ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ›ธ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธโ›ณ๏ธ Mitten born. Iโ€™ve been reading voraciously lately. tried SoCal, Outer Banks, the desert, and now the mountains.

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This is what we are up against.

07.02.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 263    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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a man in a tie says yay you came back in a kitchen ALT: a man in a tie says yay you came back in a kitchen

Looking fantastic too

08.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a colorful shirt is making a surprised face and saying wow . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a colorful shirt is making a surprised face and saying wow .

Beautiful as always

07.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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homer simpson is wearing a wedding dress and holding a bouquet of flowers and asking will u marry me ? ALT: homer simpson is wearing a wedding dress and holding a bouquet of flowers and asking will u marry me ?
07.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social

07.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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go off jack white

06.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7769    ๐Ÿ” 1813    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202
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Gorgeous as always. Great face card

06.02.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you look great.

06.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the Internet Hall of Fame... ๐Ÿคฃ

06.02.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Today is Friday, February 6, 2026

This is your daily reminder that the "president" of the United States @realDonaldTrump is a pedophile. And
@SpeakerJohnson and the @GOP @HouseGOP
@SenateGOP are covering it up.

06.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
Two panel cartoon. 
How it started: masked man beating Police Officer at the Capitol. 
How itโ€™s going: identical masked man with ICE badge beating Statue of Liberty.

Two panel cartoon. How it started: masked man beating Police Officer at the Capitol. How itโ€™s going: identical masked man with ICE badge beating Statue of Liberty.

Remove ICE and CBP funding until real changes are made.
With apologies, I canโ€™t find the artist to credit.

06.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7437    ๐Ÿ” 2453    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 185    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Do you think you could describe the sauce for me?

06.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IT'S COMING ...
FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ...
JUST LIKE PUTIN ...

tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???

06.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10646    ๐Ÿ” 6558    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 969    ๐Ÿ“Œ 599
Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.

Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.

Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.

Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and sheโ€™s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.

Get them out!

06.02.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11779    ๐Ÿ” 6225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116
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I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for whatโ€™s coming.

06.02.2026 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21358    ๐Ÿ” 9441    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1500    ๐Ÿ“Œ 773
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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

05.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23827    ๐Ÿ” 5950    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 662
Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet

Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet

Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet https://theonion.com/trump-disappointed-no-one-killed-in-ballroom-construction-process-yet/

05.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1032    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wow! You ARE gorgeous. Iโ€™ll love you 5ever

05.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curious what you ordered? I do the same, and I usually get Chinese. Soup, egg rolls, and general Tsoโ€™s chicken, spicy. Very comforting to me.

05.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kid Rock sounds like a nickname for Epstein Island

Kid Rock sounds like a nickname for Epstein Island

05.02.2026 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MacKenzie Scott Just Gave $59 Million to the Nation's Largest Mental Health Organization The unrestricted donation gives NAMI wide latitude to expand programs and services nationwide.

MacKenzie Scott continues to do good things with her money, while her ex-husband killed the Washington Post.

www.inc.com/leila-sherid...

05.02.2026 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Right back at ya

04.02.2026 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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KARMA!!!

ALSO.....

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

04.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The U.S Putin Presidency

03.02.2026 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4706    ๐Ÿ” 2106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 262    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139
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๐Ÿ˜ฌ

03.02.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9339    ๐Ÿ” 2747    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 189    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142

I canโ€™t wait until nobody watches this๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

03.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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