Pre-Alpha Man

I forgot I had an account here. Hi gang.

Do you guys think conservatives saw Chess and spouted some "Why is the King weak when the Queen strong, is this feminist propaganda?" type shit

This shit is so dumb like I don't want some "I'm punching you I'm on top of you I'm WINNING hahaha! Oh wait what you're fighting back AUUUUGH" type shit while watching something

Fighting people? Nah, we skiing out here!

oh yeah forgot to mention this is about posting a gif from a game you love

Me when I'm looking for my wife in a fuckass abandoned town

Nope this is from a musician, YonKaGor. They make great music go listen to them.

How does someone look at this fucking plushie and be like "Yeah this was STOLEN from a shop" like no it's way better made than anything in your average store.

The new YonKaGor song got me feeling more hollow than ever yahoo!

I swear humor is degrading day by day what's so funny about Chill Guy I don't get it

You know what I'm happy with that

We haven't but you just seem like a really nice person!

No amount of flirting or saying sweet stuff could do justice to how nice you are, truth be told.

I'm tempted but I'd drop the worst thing ever, abandon every account I have, fake my death and live in another country for the rest of my life to avoid the embarrassment

This is incredibly good what the hell!

an orange and white cat appears alert and concerned, as if a door has opened and food is being provided for forest animals who deserve NOTHING

when we give any food to animals outside, Sandal seems to think it is indicative of deep, tragic, even dangerous naivete. he meows at me to tell me it is a bad idea.

i am neville chamberlain to this cat, foolishly proclaiming "peace in our time" with squirrels and birds who will surely destroy us

Taking the roundabout the Polish way I see

Having a family that plays games is so refreshing I can say I'm playing online and they'll actually get it

Papercraft if they became a philosopher instead of writing extremely intricate paper alibis or something

Post from user sarahluannart 11/15/24: For my fellow creatives who need this reminder: Photo of a post-it note with words in black marker: Just make it EXIST first. You can make it GOOD later.

I would kill to have Selfish YonKaGor as my phone background, but alas... No privacy...

This little groupie haunts me at night at all times thank you for making them 10/10

I like how Bill is still just Bill

Why did she follow me. I don't support MAGA, leave me alone.

Fish are pretty cool honestly, reasonable

Pain, misery, blood and gore! Yippie!

I may be poor, but I will hold this agent of chaos near to my heart...

Bobm