📎Alice🖇🔞

my beautiful wives

I'm very sexually attracted to my new 27" crt tv

my tguy swag bc Tumblr won't let me post >:(

i havent been able to write in months but then halloween hits me with a sledgehammer and suddenly im 3k words in

Its so weird to write smut after you've had actual sex before; like lmaooo i forgot what to say about it creatively its just so...mundane but <- like in a " there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see " way

YouTube video by The The I Have No Voice Actor and I Must Scream by Vasili Igor

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9YbQ... genuinely stuck in my head while I'm at work

gods I hate how autistic people have sex <- is autistic

FUCK YEAH NOT PREGNANT

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why I think about mylaurie on company time

a close up of a cartoon character with glasses pointing at the camera ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glasses pointing at the camera

watch halloween 2007 and 2009 oooooo

happy october ig #mylaurie

FINALLY it's October I don't look weird talking about halloween now

underrated comic run #halloween

lowk had a teeny tiny pregnancy scare but I woke up wanting to fight someone this morning so it's fair to say I'm getting my period soon thank god

gods i despise that game. best mallsoft/retrowave webcore soundtrack and it's from the most bullshit piece of media ever

#mouthwashing <- filtering

sleeping to ts tonight
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#mouthwashing for filtering purposes

whatever

brain rot,,, #halloween #lauriestrode #michaelmyers

bsky.app/profile/alic...

made an alt for just my thrift posting hehe

the best way to rewatch #Ironleaguer

the laurie strode that lives in my brain, whenever something goes wrong (i NEED to fake my death)

I APPRECIATE U GNG

just watched all of RZ Halloween 2 it might become my whole personality

yeah sorry 😭 I do post NSFW art a lot, but I can't police anybody but my page is not meant for under 18, I wish vintage and physical media was my main page 💔

also grew up with dvds, especially bootlegs from the street corner lol

I just really like the 80's and earlier tech, it reminds me of my favorite horror media

I found the first Scary Movie on tape the other day, just need a VHS player now. I have a crt but I only use it with dvds so far

I'm more a cassette/walkman goofy anyways this is like my side piece 😭

they fit in my hand just so nicely 😭 theyre so blocky and *present* and real

VHS tapes are so sexy