For the next four years…

Dear Aliens,

The best time to invade is anytime between now and the inauguration.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

P.S. Please help, Earth is ghetto

Accurate

Jay-Z finally reached 100 problems it seems?

"Fuckkk i missed you" while sliding in >>>>>

wanted posters on a light post taken at night of Steve Nelson, president of Aetna, David Joyner, president & CEO of CVS Health. Both feature photos of the execs with three bullets labeled DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE detailing the wrongs of the healthcare industry (but not legible enough in the picture to transcribe). “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Wanted posters of Marianne Lake, Denis Coleman, Brian Moynihan, Robin Vince in similar format as others, on a wall.

Wanted poster of Brian Thompson with an X through his photo featuring the same bulleted text as the others. “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom.

Communique: On Wednesday morning over thirty CEOs will gather at the Conrad hotel for the second day of the Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference to discuss how they can become richer by extracting wealth, time, and energy from the working class from all over the world. To welcome them, anon actionists put up wanted posters of the leeches attending the conference, including Martin Smalls of Black Rock, Robin Vince of BNY Mellon, Denis Coleman of Goldman Sachs, and of course, Brian Thompson, the former CEO of United Healthcare. These CEOs run companies that control trillions of dollars by stealing money, time, and labor from the working class. Do they care about the problems of poverty, homelessness, and injustice at these conferences? No, and their actions are violent. Health insurance companies (like financial services companies) don’t provide us with anything useful - they only limit our access to healthcare. Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class.

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

we're cooked

Here’s the new lawsuit against Diddy that also names Jay Z as a defendant. It accuses them of raping a 13-year-old girl in 2000.

PDF: www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

THIS is my Sentiment

Did yall know (and by yall I mean the CEO unaliver) that if the president elect was sent to the upper room before their inauguration, we would have to hold a special election? The VP elect would not automatically become the president.

That's right, and on November 5, 2024, a plurality of American voters, knowing exactly what they were doing, freely voted FOR having Trump destroy the United States.

Don't like this?

You shouldn't have voted for Trump.

“Don’t let no white man joke about buck breaking no Black men, that’s law”
Or whatever Kendrick said

My former Florida cat sees snow for the first time today. We are both happy to be free of Desantis.

If yall wanna know how I feel about the death of that healthcare CEO, there is a movie you can watch.

It’s Saw 6. Where John Kramer entraps insurance executives who wrongfully deny claims to people they know had legit claims. 🌚

26 🫶🏾

I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

Over on twitter the Drake fans are calling Kendrick Lamar “slave music”

In my humble opinion, Drake and his fans deserve to

oh, my lawyer tells me not to finish that sentence

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

Oooweeeee lmao he cookin

Kendrick Lamar said: “Don't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.”

Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: “let me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamar”

Russia spent at least $50 million to manipulate the Romanian election and a court overturned the vote. Meanwhile, Elon Musk spent at least $250 million to manipulate the US election, not including the purchase of Twitter (X) or the other avenues of manipulation used by Russia.

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

Tell Drake. I want him to know it was me😌

Elon Musk used at least $250M to have Trump elected, the funds were used to interfere with the election through manipulation, disinfo, and bribery (lobbies). This estimate does not include the purchase of X (Twitter) which played an overwhelming role in the electoral interference.

“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot”

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly

I had a "friend" like this and I would constantly ask her, "Why do you hang out with them if you clearly don't like them?" and "Damn. I wonder what you say about *me* when I'm not around." We're obviously not friends anymore lol but yeah, she was a shit person and I wish her the worst