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no one has more swag than a metalcore guy with a squeaky clean appearance. Clear glasses frames especially

04.08.2025 23:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

if the hardcore drummer looks like this you know you're dying in that pit

04.08.2025 22:58 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No anime in the feed please. Cheers

04.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once I said I'm like a female Hank Hill with a fat ass and the gentleman caller assumed I was trying to spice things up by mentioning my ass. No. Hank Hill has no ass. It's canon

04.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm an awful sexter. I'm like a female Hank Hill, eternally terrified of doing anything silly or corny

04.08.2025 20:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why must all the babes be so far away

04.08.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

None of this "I'm married to a lesbian dominatrix who doesn't mind if I smooch other people" crap. Those guys are a dime a dozen

04.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a single man who listens to aggressive guitar music in Seattle for a romantic experiment

04.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They killed that one. It's such a good album that I refuse to consider it parody

04.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Pod is my favorite Ween album

04.08.2025 18:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if they knew I call their favorite band gay it would be so over for me

04.08.2025 18:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the scolds on here are tiresome

04.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So good

04.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope you are right

04.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White Walls Genghis Tron · Dead Mountain Mouth · Song · 2006

enjoying some of the worst music in the world open.spotify.com/track/7AsUOy...

03.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Converge Jane Doe logo

Misfits logo

they're dating

03.08.2025 17:48 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

Can You Roll Her - 2007 Remaster UFO · No Heavy Petting (2007 Remaster) · Song · 1976

Boomer music with a blast beat 🤌 open.spotify.com/track/26oCxO...

03.08.2025 04:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bisexual theater majors killed twitter

02.08.2025 17:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll just say way worse people get away with things he can't. Also Johnny Marr isn't the only reason The Smiths are good; that's just something annoying people say

02.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this app would not appreciate me saying that most criticisms of Morrissey are biphobic

02.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can't believe that Dove is using "My Neck, My Back" in a deodorant commerical

01.08.2025 16:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello

31.07.2025 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need some reply guys

31.07.2025 20:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

you're not a cryptid you're 35

31.07.2025 16:14 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

hear me out it's twitter but worse

31.07.2025 05:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm quiet at work because I can tell those guys don't want to hear about post hardcore

31.07.2025 04:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nothing I'm reading here is any of my business

31.07.2025 03:54 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

my followers are of the highest quality

30.07.2025 17:58 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not a metalcore tourist. I've been into prog rock since the Clinton administration

30.07.2025 16:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to have the shirt!

29.07.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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