area woman

area woman

@explodingpiano.bsky.social

having fun online seattle

1,297 Followers 461 Following 1,776 Posts Joined Jul 2025
1 minute ago

I think he fell back in love when I gave him unsolicited steely dan deep lore yday

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4 minutes ago

exbf calling me just to chat for 45 minutes sir what are you doing

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19 hours ago

your shift key deserves a break jfc

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4 months ago

death grips should make a dating app

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20 hours ago

pretending to faint in front of a paramedic with a mustache

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21 hours ago

Pretty sure Asperger’s subjects had senses of humor and he was just telling German jokes to children

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1 day ago

Yeah I was obviously being sarcastic

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1 day ago

it’s snowing I’m sure the people of seattle will act very normal about this

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2 days ago

Morrissey canceling a show because he was sleepy is the most relatable thing he’s ever done

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2 days ago

thanks

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2 days ago

how are you gonna be named Erick like pick one

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3 months ago

this site is not a site of honor

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3 days ago

Slayer sounding a little rusty is part of the appeal to me. I like how it sounds like the drummer has two left hands

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3 days ago

I stay up too late monitoring the situation

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3 days ago

probably just to monitor and it would make sense for them to do so

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3 days ago

we have Joint Base Lewis-McChord w/ Air Force and Army and Naval Base Kitsap both about an hour away

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3 days ago

Electric Wizard really is that good

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3 days ago

the altoids tin is at least 50% too large

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3 days ago

Make sure you hit Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss

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4 days ago

I wonder if he’s even a good plumber

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4 days ago

the whole squad’s divorced

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5 days ago

Plus I like being bossed around a little

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5 days ago

It’s playful resentment

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5 days ago

happy birthday if it’s your birthday. If it’s not well fuck you!!

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6 days ago

type of shit I think about

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6 days ago

I enjoyed that show lol

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6 days ago

name three women or you’re a poser

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6 days ago

I’ll be honest I didn’t know people cared this much about gorillaz

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6 days ago

caught myself hoping Shellac goes on tour and remembered Albini died :(

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6 days ago

This is so nice 🥹 thank you

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