Kyrie

im sorry, but i will be less active today. there is a situation happening and i cant afford to be online.

The arcana is the means of which all is revealed:
The Sahur's bat is the proper weapon to tung the darkness with

how could a young adult in the year 2026 in a technology related major *not* know how to *unzip* a *zip file*

LATE BUT HAPPY!!!!

25th birthday (loud warning?)

a screenshot from the mario vs sonic vs bendy movie

im out here watching the mario galaxy movie before the rest of you losers

the increased budget really shows

the 2037280238th reason why N is a piece of shit

What the fuck

otherjacob

xd i made more

I want greek flood 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

the melee counter in Samus Returns / Metroid Dread is so fucking funny to me. like "alright samus you have this incredible one-of-a-kind highly sensitive ancient chozo weapon full of explosives and plasma attached to your arm" and she be swingin that shit around like its her dick 😭

tsundere: +1 mult, 1 in 8 chance to turn into girls kissing at the end of a round girls kissing: x3 mult, copies joker on the left bingus (my cat): x1.5 mult, randomly moves before scoring DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER: gains x3 mult whenever a card is destroyed, resets at the end of a round blahaj (consumable): transforms up to two selected cards into a random playing card with a random enhancement and seal celeste: x3 mult, transforms cards when scored unfunny: +$6 and -7 mult if played hand contains a 6 and a 7 bridget: +5 mult for every card transformed this game i'm all ears: +15 mult unless a xmult joker is owned nintendo switch 2 welcome tour: +4 mult (always costs $10) echo form: first hand of every round is scored twice uncanny cat: x2 mult for every negative joker owned, 1 in 6 chance to add negative to a random joker at the end of a round atlus earth: gains +1 mult for every $ earned from jokers, resets after the boss blind

things i would add if i made a custom balatro mod

nuclear woke bomb

GAY AND NONBINARY MIIS ARE REALL HOLY SHITTTT

A DOOM map with 0/480 monsters and 0/20 secrets.

IM SO FUCKING SCARED

the bacon shaker of Evil and Doom

the Bacon Mac N Cheese That Kills You in question:

i almost made The Bacon Mac N Cheese That Kills You today

(with chicken strips)

these suicidal and self-harming thoughts i keep having for hours on end are fucking hellish please let this end for me godammit

no sadly

Heaven's Angel Redesign

#SPELLWRATHED

a screenshot of me looking at an archvile frozen in ice in a doom wad.

ah.

which tf2 merc would work best in smash team fortress 2 is a game. dare i say, it’s a video game. a video game that’s very popular and played by a lot of definitely real people. in all seriousness, there is no denying tf2’s status as an abs...

here's a fully finished script for a video i wanted to make a long while ago about putting tf2 in smash
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

hwo did it happen😭

Hi, Sheldon here! I fucked up!

I think my bsky account may have gotten hacked or is currently in the ownership of not so trustworthy people, I am also NOT in my account rn so if you see any DMs, block and ignore!

Hopefully I can get this sorted out but rn don’t listen to anything

anyway dm me for the new 18+ alt i made!!!