DoctorMrsTheBookworm

People tell me to choose better and expect better, but when I do and they don't meet the criteria, they get mad at me instead of rising to the occasion.

This year is so fucked up that every time I see a celebrity name in a headline my first thought is "oh no, did they die?"

Is there anything better than canceling plans and becoming a blanket burrito on the couch? 🥰

Right foot let's stomp! Left foot let's stomp! Freeze! Everybody clap your cheeks!

A cigarette may take 10 minutes off someone's life, but a work day takes 8 hours

I saw a can of air freshener labeled "country fresh." Girlypop, if you're going to the country, fresh ain't what you're gonna smell

This sweet boy 🥹 I love him so much, I can't even 😭

The book store is way too peopley right now

Sorry I missed it. I was exhausted too. MrBookworm and I did have a nice movie date at home though - we watched Ski School

I miss the old adult swim shows

Omelet face mask! :D

A retail store/restaurant but it's like planet fitness, but instead of a lunk alarm there's a Karen alarm and footage gets uploaded to the company's website for the public to watch.

"It's called a manic episode, and you're getting three more seasons!"

What if an asteroid hit the earth in 2032 and I had a cotton stick in my princess hole?

All of the above!

Vanilla cake but instead of frosting it's drywall mud

Therapy Made Me Worse So I Started Writing Fanfic

We listen and we don't judge

Nothing like ending the year on a "positive" note

*slowly puts my hand out for my new followers to sniff before I pet them*

Enemies to... well they fuck?

this is not my beautiful strife

Wtf is he Jason Bourne? What's he gonna do, honestly?

can you come over and give me something to cry about

Is this Loss?