Jamie

Congrats! Not sure I knew that. How old?

This is a slightly more direct way of saying what I meant haha

Different coach tbf. You could at least see where it could have worked with Klopp. Not anymore.

It was pretty clear that as soon as we transitioned to a more control, possession based game his skill-set wouldn't be suited to what we needed him to do. Jota didn't really get that many goals compared to previous years either, but his allround play was much better. Gakpo + Diaz is first choice now

But can we replace him in the aggregate?

Kelleher!

Prepared to admit that Luis Diaz is better than Anthony Gordon btw. Got that one wrong.

Hope you're both well BTW, having not interacted for a while!

Ah I should have guessed!

I get Real aren't signing him unless it's on a free but running down your contract and leaving on a free when you're in the prime of your career and other clubs would likely pay your boyhood club who gave you everything about £75m - £100m? That guy isn't getting a warm welcome back

That is the most you sounding band name I've ever heard

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

Tbf none of those impact on a normal experience, unlike Twitter with the blue ticks in every reply and constant ads for most clients

Newcastle just joined the 0 GD club. Everyone above the 0 GD clubs has a positive GD and everyone below has a negative GD.

Feels like the Salah comments are just public negotiation. We're not going to offer him a lowball contract knowing he won't sign it, so it's no surprise we haven't offered him a contract yet. Him and Virgil will get done...

A sign in comic sans which says "Good learners are not afraid to go into 'The Pit'"

A reassuring sign at my son's school

Spurs looking #boldly (naively) aggressive here

Need to go single origin my man

Needs to prove his fitness first

Ah I'm all in on coffee. Ever tried natural processed? Usually African rather than South American the better examples of them

He posted the same thing on his twitter

Gakpo, Gravenberch and Virgil all getting a rest for the Dutch was an early Christmas present from Red Ronald. I expect his Christmas tree is red again now.

Might cancel one of the orders I have with them. That'll show em

GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!

My sincere apologies. I misread it as bumfest

Get it on a banner

you have a typo in your handle