David Squires

David Squires on … Nottingham Forest’s clash of the titans Our cartoonist anticipates a battle royale between big men who never shy away from confrontation

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David Squires' comic on the sticky story of a drinks dynasty As 'House of Guinness' takes hold of Netflix, our cartoonist, David Squires, looks at the trials and tribulations of a different family.

Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...

Just in case anyone might be interested in reading it, or demanding that others read it. Either would be much appreciated.
Please and thank you.

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Hah, wow! That’s about 10 years old too.

David Squires on … José Mourinho’s special return to Chelsea Our cartoonist looks at the visit of another polarising figure … this time in the Champions League

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Farage is so determined to suck up to the Trump administration that he's willing to put the nation's risk at health through dangerous insinuation. That's what is really going on here and its disgusting.

Cheers, Rory. I find it so weird.

Just a reminder, none of this is normal:

The populist right wants to remake the UK in the image of Dubai. We should all be careful what they wish for | Jonathan Liew Politicians and influencers eulogise the emirate as a place of cleanliness, convenience and low crime. The truth is far darker, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

column on why is the far right is obsessed with dubai

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David Squires on … the Chelsea bomb squad and a perfect storm for Maresca Our cartoonist on outcasts at Stamford Bridge and the gruelling life of a weathered fisherman

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com

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If you buy one, I’ll scribble it in.

YouTube video by The Daily Show Jon Stewart's Post-Kimmel Primer on Free Speech in the Glorious Trump Era | The Daily Show

Magnificent:

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Added a couple of new prints to my online shop. Palace winning the FA Cup and the Goodison Park one, if that’s your vibe, absolutely no worries if not.

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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

Not many words in this cartoon - it's a mostly silent story of two crusading knights on horseback who travel through a series of wild fantasy landscapes, basically like a Lord of the Rings type quest, and then they eventually get to a modern british town, and they walk up a bleak British overpass, and then one of them climbs up a lamp post and sellotapes a sad little St George's flag to it, and the other one takes a photo on his phone, and then he climbs back down, and all the panels so far are reversed - back through all the different landscapes, their quest over. On the last panel knight 1 finally speaks asking "how many likes?" and the other one says "22".

David Squires on … Nottingham Forest’s mythical quest for a new champion Our cartoonist tells the ancient Greek tale of one godlike figure’s pursuit of glory at the City Ground

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30 yard screamer

I haven’t felt such despair since Gascoigne failed to get a toe to Shearer’s cross against Germany

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What is the endgame in this toxic immigration debate: is it friends and neighbours thrown out of the country? | Jonthan Liew The notion of remigration was abstract, but the right is dragging it towards respectability. If the goal is homogeneous whiteness, they should say it, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

will be doing some more general columns for the guardian going forward. this one is on remigration and the evolution of a far-right pipe dream into mainstream discourse. I promise they won’t all be this depressing. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Hah, no, I haven’t seen that one.

Cheers Alan!

David Squires on … Daniel Levy’s greatest hits at Tottenham Hotspur Our cartoonist looks back at a departed hero’s memorable moments after his 25-year reign at Spurs

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David Squires' comic on the cranky capers Van Morrison David Squires delves into cultural comics for the first time, as he depicts the cranky antics of 'Astral Weeks' singer Van Morrison following his 80th.

Pleased to say I’m going to drawing fortnightly cartoons for @faroutmagazine.co.uk on the subject of music and film (couldn’t resist one small football reference in my first one, though). faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...

David Squires on … after review, this week’s cartoon is a VAR special Our cartoonist on chaos at Craven Cottage, Nicolas Jackson’s gap year and Howard Webb’s apology muffins

Oops, here’s the updated version of this week’s cartoon, minus the duplicated panel (a deliberate mistake to see if you were reading). www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

David Squires on … after review, this week’s cartoon is a VAR special Our cartoonist on chaos at Craven Cottage, Nicolas Jackson’s gap year and Howard Webb’s apology muffins

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David Squires on ... Eddie Howe’s karaoke and Isak’s absurd saga The fallout from a Newcastle v Liverpool thriller, Mr Bodycam and Arsenal veteran Max Dowman

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The question bears repeating: why are the establishment UK news media continuing to claim that mass anti-migrant protests are erupting across the country when they are simply not?

Glad to have provided some brief cheer, Lucy.

I bet you feel better for knowing about the existence of Ibiza Final Boss.

David Squires on … the Premier League’s big opening weekend Amid VAR confusion, squad size gripes and West Ham woe, tributes to Diogo Jota showed football’s real power

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