Two blokes had a disciplinary meeting t’other day in our Costa.
That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won.
You broke it Don, you fix it.
Isn’t it an EV?
We have a real problem in this country with how the press portrays and writes about Muslims.
This story is just another example of that.
It will be no surprise if you follow my work that the Telegraph and Daily Mail are two of the worst offenders🙄
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“Utmost Distinguished Order of Merit”
Will this be Trump’s next ranting point?
I fixate on “ough” pronunciation.
Rough
Through
Though
Thought
Cough
Bough
Etc.
Yet people will still go on about winning the 1966 football competition
Mmm. I was focusing on the UK, which has touted “The Special Relationship” for decades
Did we ever consider the USA a “risk” pre-Trump?
You’ll be tired of that!
Tyre!
Today we have a double debunk:
1. A debunk of the idea that 67 dog breeds are being banned in Britain
2. A debunk of what the usual suspects are saying online (because they are so tediously predictable!🙄)
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And to think he has the gall to use “laughing stock”
Will Trump say “Thank You” though?
ABC again
Reminds me of the glorious Dave Allen sketch…
I think John’s “lose interest” is the most disturbing aspect of this disastrous Presidency. The fickle nature of Trump’s conduct is the big problem
Whoever employs Matt Schlapp should radically revisit their hiring criteria (whoever he is)
Whilst I may not vote Green (yet), this is a powerful statement.
Punctuation is your friend!
Did you see this headline?
Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?
Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷♀️
Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?
Course you would!😜
Let's take a look
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Migrants, surely?
I don’t think telephoning Tesco’s call centre would have any effect. Certainly wouldn’t get me put through to my local store manager.
Shouldn’t they stop in France? As the first sage place? 😛
Yesterday’s quotation for 500 litres of central heating oil £361. Today £455!
Attorneys General?
Evening.
