kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
Criticizing your government is the most patriotic thing you can do as an American
me to my afternoon iced coffee
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
Drunk in the center city target and the garden of Eden mayhem ball intro came on….im ascending
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
Americans will visit Japan and post on social media, “Japan is living in 2075,” and meanwhile they’re just talking about a functioning public transportation system and healthcare not bankrupting people.
Inside of tipsy me are two wolves
The New Jersey gas attendant thing is so weird to me because I literally go to NJ so I don’t have to pump my own gas lmao
hauling ass with my heavy suitcase on the 10 minute walk to the train in this humidity
Obsessed with this
My god, when it finally happens…. laptop shut, no sleep, bus, club, another club, plane, next place, no sleep, hole, pole, block party, house party, champagne, confetti, kissing friends, caviar, hot dog, bake a cake
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
june in new york
Does Mister Softee know that there are other songs available? Such as “Run Away With Me” by Carly Rae Jepsen?
It’s so funny listening to the little Spotify DJ and thinking the music is great as if it has not been meticulously curated by the algorithm that’s tracked your taste since day 1
It should not be a radical concept that you need to cut your toenails if you are (a man) wearing open toed shoes
enough!!!!!!
i miss pope posting. can they choose a new one again
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
Oh the Lorde promo is already going hard
Honestly being nightly buzzed at the Charli xcx in Brooklyn is a religious experience.i love humanity. I can’t stop complimenting strangrs. We’re all so cute
Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported
