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Drunk in the center city target and the garden of Eden mayhem ball intro came on….im ascending

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner . ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .

Ready an hour early for #mayhem so sitting on my hotel bed like

Americans will visit Japan and post on social media, “Japan is living in 2075,” and meanwhile they’re just talking about a functioning public transportation system and healthcare not bankrupting people.

Inside of tipsy me are two wolves

The New Jersey gas attendant thing is so weird to me because I literally go to NJ so I don’t have to pump my own gas lmao

hauling ass with my heavy suitcase on the 10 minute walk to the train in this humidity

Scene from “wells for sensitive boys” SNL skit but it’s labeled as people who don’t like solar power or virgin saying that’s weird and Emma stone’s response is “THIS ONE THING IS FOR DEPRESSED ENBYS”

I made this

I, too, have had nobody come to my birthday before but it cost the tax payers zero dollars

Obsessed with this

My god, when it finally happens…. laptop shut, no sleep, bus, club, another club, plane, next place, no sleep, hole, pole, block party, house party, champagne, confetti, kissing friends, caviar, hot dog, bake a cake

Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

june in new york

Does Mister Softee know that there are other songs available? Such as “Run Away With Me” by Carly Rae Jepsen?

It’s so funny listening to the little Spotify DJ and thinking the music is great as if it has not been meticulously curated by the algorithm that’s tracked your taste since day 1

It should not be a radical concept that you need to cut your toenails if you are (a man) wearing open toed shoes

enough!!!!!!

i miss pope posting. can they choose a new one again

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Oh the Lorde promo is already going hard

Honestly being nightly buzzed at the Charli xcx in Brooklyn is a religious experience.i love humanity. I can’t stop complimenting strangrs. We’re all so cute

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

please stop sending me this

It's funny how when you ask them why they think Pope Francis was "too woke" and request specific examples, they always wound up describing Christ's teachings without a hint of self-awareness.

Lowkey the best thing to do is manipulate my TikTok algorithm to send me Tarot readers that feed into my delusions

Two children at school in uniforms and it looks like Japan, both of them look like girls or femmes. One is holding a giant tuba so that it's stuffed over the face of the other one that's pinned up against the wall. The one holding the tuba is labeled every company. The tuba is labeled unwanted AI And the one against the wall is labeled me