Potty-Mouthed Pacifist

Potty-Mouthed Pacifist

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196 Followers 387 Following 1,209 Posts Joined Nov 2024
9 hours ago

Man, where was this logic when I needed to justify that F I got in 9th grade?

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10 hours ago

And after a visit, I’m now learning about Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake.

Thank god for audio pronunciations!

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1 day ago

What am I doing wrong? When oil prices go up my wallet just gets emptier.

Also, I see he’s still reserving world destruction for himself.

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2 days ago

Losing touch with reality indicates having been in touch with reality at some point to begin with.

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2 days ago

Good thing there isn’t anything within the U.S. that those funds could have been spent on…

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2 days ago

Well, Randy Fine, R-FL, you can fuck right out of NYC politics, thank you very much.

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2 days ago

Damn. I’ve always been self-conscious about my body’s propensity for sweat. I’d never laugh at someone for this sort of condition. But I would counsel medical intervention.

Also, I’d counsel against a tan suit. I seem to recall something about a tan suit controversy, but I can’t recall just now…

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2 days ago

Soooo…. Not a few weeks away from everything being tied up but already done?

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2 days ago

That damn Biden.

Have we even talked about Hillary’s emails lately?

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2 days ago

Huh. And here I was under the impression that the Trump regime had already neutralized Iran. Like a week ago.

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2 days ago

I’m sure that every part of that story is true.

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3 days ago

And then shake your head in sorrow because of how much better it would have been.

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4 days ago

Oh, sure. I muse publicly about assassination and people with badges and guns show up at my door.

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5 days ago

I remember when the nuclear threat was completely eliminated.

I guess we were living in the future then.

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5 days ago

And Nikkei is down almost 6% this morning.

Is that bad?

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5 days ago

“And oh man, am I here for it! Bring on the casualties!”

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6 days ago

That’s the technical name for returning the remains of military members who die in war. Just because the current commander-in-chief is an undignified piece of shit doesn’t mean CNN should change the name of the process. And this is only one step of an entire process.

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1 week ago

That’s some serious lighting. No doubt Bari Weiss approved it.

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1 week ago

It looks like 20% in the first poll declined to answer, didn’t know, or had no opinion (or some other polling shenanigans; we don’t see the question/answer options). The new poll adds to 100%, so more views are included in the results.

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1 week ago

He may be missing a major life lesson presented in a minor scene of “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” when it comes to the Almighty’s powers of forgiveness vs those of one’s fellow man.

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1 week ago

That picture looks like a promotional still from an early 1980s British comedy.

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1 week ago

And imagine if Saddam Hussein had actually had WMDs?

He didn’t, and because of some well placed falsehoods from otherwise respected individuals about it, we spent a massive amount of blood and treasure on that without a satisfactory outcome.

Many bought it before, and we’d best not buy it again.

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1 week ago

That ear looks oddly not disfigured.

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1 week ago

Relatively low gas prices was pretty much the only thing Trump had going for him.

And he’s killed that along with everything else that he touches does.

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1 week ago

How do they not know the difference between a title and a name?

Hard to believe that Pope fellow has been ruling Rome for 2000 years!

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1 week ago

Thank god we’ve eliminated the threat posed by school girls. I’ve never felt so safe from the evil in the world.

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2 weeks ago

I’m guessing Jim Jordan hasn’t heard many SOTUs.

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2 weeks ago

Sigh.

I do love it when I’m watching a show and I think that an actor brings a certain *realness* to the role that only someone who really knows what’s going on brings. This is one of those roles.

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2 weeks ago

It seems rather empty compared to the exit of other presidents.

Shame.

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2 weeks ago

Some records aren’t meant to be broken.

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