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@storytellerlazy.bsky.social

πŸ”žNO MINORSπŸ”ž She/They, Weird enby writer of very silly cartoony kinks and occasional game dev stuff!

168 Followers  |  182 Following  |  787 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  2.0816

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Well, seems some folks didn't care to heed my warning...oh well, they can join the bouquet and be just as BEAUTIFUL as me~~

31.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween!!!
Kaeley, Tawa and Lilith were exploring a spooky Mansion until they ran into Queen Lucy who played a trick that turned them into treats.

Art by @dracodragite.bsky.social
Kaeley belongs to @storytellerlazy.bsky.social & @luckyjack020.bsky.social
Lucy belongs to Lucyjack020

31.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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they don't let her pick up equipment anymore, but she can still trigger traps

30.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

great news for anyone whose youtube channel is the only footage in existence of someone who died tragically and is a load-bearing part of the memorial process for their loved ones. it's been 15 years, idiot. time to accept your dead child's face existing only for wombo dot ai's pleasure

29.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

The fact that New Horizons comes over a decade into the Minecraft era, with so many great examples of easily accessible games that do a crafting system well, and didn't learn a single QOL lesson from any of them still boggles my mind.

30.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the mood to uber inflate my favs soooo bad rn

30.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Notable that the people carrying Trumpism don't act like they believe they're carrying out the will of the public, they act like dictators terrified of a spontaneous uprising so swift and massive it overwhelms their protective services before assistance can arrive.

30.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2179    πŸ” 727    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 32
30.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The next extra image from last month's Shape poll was Sarah in a huge silly 3b shape! She's blowing up her own voodoo balloon and filling herself in such an adorable way! This shape suits her and was inspired by @/Whaturhoes who is an INCREDIBLE artist you should go check out!

29.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day for the past 20ish years

29.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aki

29.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goblins are not built for beer, despite LizzΒ΄s efforts...

HavenΒ΄t done a self indulgent art in a while, I wanna draw more fats...

29.10.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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im glad the government posting halo memes is revealing that half the people reporting on it are fine with it

29.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1789    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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get you a mom who can "bwoomph" like a bean bag

original art done by @beeblimp.bsky.social

coloring done by me

#inflation #furryinflation

28.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cat round and blown up. A Pockets and Neil story. Animation done for @mizuriba.bsky.social

29.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing about insurance companies is they hate you and want you to die, but if you push back there's like a 50% chance they say fuck this, we don't have time for this, and will just pay what they owe you

29.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
roomba krista

roomba krista

microwave krista

microwave krista

smartphone krista. her case has ears and a charm in the shape of a crescent moon.

smartphone krista. her case has ears and a charm in the shape of a crescent moon.

toaster krista

toaster krista

a handful of electric kristas for your perusal

28.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not the law, but his decision to acknowledge the law, that is the highest authority here. trump isn't half as scary as how so many US institutions seem as though they'd be perfectly content with a dictator

29.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1097    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

Aaa thanks cutie~!!

29.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This just in, Redline is still one of the best movies ever made.

29.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you know that these dragons can also be stretchy?

#DragonMaid #elastic

16.06.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yooo, why not, can't drop in but I'll offer my sona~

29.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LMAO

28.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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haha mime go flat

#flattening #nsfwart #kinkart

28.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look ma!!! im on tv. spinning onna roomba. wheeeeee

28.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when someone says "forcefem" now my brain replaces it with the words "free makeover"

28.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can always get turned into a different hot girl!

28.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, wait, post more ideas.

28.10.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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