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Alexis Raine

@steb.bsky.social

i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)

1,197 Followers  |  712 Following  |  2,910 Posts  |  Joined: 26.06.2023  |  1.7422

Latest posts by steb.bsky.social on Bluesky

I forget which article I first heard it in but the line "a decade ago your game only had to compete with the stuff in its release window. Now it has to compete with those games as well as fortnite and roblox" stays on my mind a lot

07.08.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

finally, the Third Shaker for the 21st century

07.08.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like

07.08.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

like my brain short circuits and I realise this isn't something I'm supposed to occupy myself with and I get the fuck outta there

07.08.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what's the Bad version of the anton ego flashback. that's how I feel whenever I start scrolling the profile of someone I don't know who a mutual of a mutual was arguing with to get context on an argument I didn't know about and I suddenly become myself from 2018-2019 trans twitter

07.08.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the ORIGINAL horse girls

07.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Match graphic for Max Buck vs Jeremy Buck

Match graphic for Max Buck vs Jeremy Buck

#AEWDynamite

07.08.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

being a hyperactive cartoon character and drinking an entire cup of coffee and vibrating for a few seconds before rapidly ricocheting off the walls while screaming gibberish must feel good as hell

07.08.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Our blessed homeland, our perfect princess, our silly enchantments, our loyal followers, our honest induction. versus their barbarous wastes, their vicious witches, their malevolent spells, their brainwashed supporters and their sly post-hypnotic suggestions

Our blessed homeland, our perfect princess, our silly enchantments, our loyal followers, our honest induction. versus their barbarous wastes, their vicious witches, their malevolent spells, their brainwashed supporters and their sly post-hypnotic suggestions

never posted this one here did i

06.08.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

i have been watching batman the animated series, a show i mostly know by reputation. swinging wildly between "wow this show lives up to the hype" and "batman just saw a kid in a green cloak, heard a lady say it was a leprechaun, and then got upset at alfred for thinking it wasn't"

07.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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box art for the commodore 64 port of an arcade beat em up

07.08.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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6 - Dinner #AirborneAugust

Dinner date ends in disaster- Floating and bursting out of her dress!

07.08.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Horse expand

07.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

there's just something so lovely about the light of a room being coloured by a haphazard crowd of giant multicoloured balloons

07.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WWE CCO Paul Levesque being interviewed on SportsCenter regarding the new WWE/ESPN Deal.

WWE CCO Paul Levesque being interviewed on SportsCenter regarding the new WWE/ESPN Deal.

"We saw Brock Lesnar return to WWE Sunday night. What's next for him?"
"Have you met Brock?"
"I have not met Brock."
"Whatever the hell he wants."

"We saw Brock Lesnar return to WWE Sunday night. What's next for him?" "Have you met Brock?" "I have not met Brock." "Whatever the hell he wants."

Brock Lesnar was absent from the WWE following the revelation of his involvement on the Vince McMahon sex-trafficking lawsuit.

Brock Lesnar was absent from the WWE following the revelation of his involvement on the Vince McMahon sex-trafficking lawsuit.

This might be the lowest moment in sports journalism history.

06.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

the hardest part is working out when something is merely a subset of an existing kink or an entire kink unto itself

06.08.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every few days someone high up in wwe says something that makes me hit the Oh BROTHER This Guy STINKS.wav button I keep on my desk

06.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOO FUCKIN RIGHT WE WILL

06.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Electric Pants ~ really want to draw Tasque wearing these trendy old pants. I tried to make my own version of them, haha X)
Hope you all like it!

05.08.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3051    πŸ” 660    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

"we will take the people who make your phone unusable by calling 12 times a day and hang them in the town square" would win 70% of the vote

06.08.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2133    πŸ” 424    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 21
an edited twitter screenshot of Queen Aminata saying "Fuck this black mist got me liking girls" Willow responds "what" and Aminata replies "stay back! Ion wanna fuck you!! I can't contr... AHHH!!!"

an edited twitter screenshot of Queen Aminata saying "Fuck this black mist got me liking girls" Willow responds "what" and Aminata replies "stay back! Ion wanna fuck you!! I can't contr... AHHH!!!"

The AEW women's division.

06.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look all I'm saying is that when a woman is stressed she SHOULD, legally, be able to pop a man like reusable bubble-wrap. The sound he makes when he explodes is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to calm women down

06.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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she is absolutely up to NO good let me tell you. NO good.

06.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d really appreciate if you could all share this around to help with getting some kind of memorial going for her. It’s been really rough, and recently there’s been some more issues with getting it going thanks to the court siding with her abusive parents.

Thank you.

gofund.me/67b402e3

06.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi was reading your statsheet and I see this trait, "Weak To Anal"? What's up with that

10.05.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

actually I think this mental illness might be called "jesus christ you're ten days into going from 3 pumps of e gel to 6mg of tablets no fucking wonder your mood is swinging like fucking tarzan girl"

06.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I've been realizing some things about myselllllf...

06.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social β€’ 2h
BUCKWILD BABY
ytp glory by@soaroz.bsky.social and
@napemango.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3V.
Anamanaguchi - Buckwild (YTPMV Lyric
Video)
YouTube video by Anamanaguchi
Β© www.youtube.com
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Pro-Humanity @snortingwoke.bsky.social β€’ 2h
Love the music.
Bluesky is mostly about hating Fascism.
You can get more likes and circulation on this platform by being vocal about the political ideology you support.
You can play neutral as long as you like, but we're already at an age where I ask people what team they're on before chatting.

Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social β€’ 2h BUCKWILD BABY ytp glory by@soaroz.bsky.social and @napemango.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3V. Anamanaguchi - Buckwild (YTPMV Lyric Video) YouTube video by Anamanaguchi Β© www.youtube.com .. . Pro-Humanity @snortingwoke.bsky.social β€’ 2h Love the music. Bluesky is mostly about hating Fascism. You can get more likes and circulation on this platform by being vocal about the political ideology you support. You can play neutral as long as you like, but we're already at an age where I ask people what team they're on before chatting.

06.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 15

what kind of mental illness is it where you rapidly flip between "any principles and internality I convey that I might have is a sham and I'm a husk compared to the far more interesting and clever people I've surrounded myself with" and "fuck you what the hell do any of you know about me anyway"

06.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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