Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED

speaking of all the ai commercials apparently playing at the superbowl: do americans have the fucking "I need to fix my gochujang pasta sauce" gemini ad, that one infuriates me every single time

No Kings includes Draft Kings

damnit now I'm imagining Lionel Hutz bits in the Lani Minella Bubsy voice

are You implying that You were at risk of getting a Lute fictive and had to actively put the kibosh on it

Picture of a field event warning for the City Trail mode of the game Kirby Air Riders, but instead of showing a usual prompt it reads: "Everyone is about to gain 300 pounds!"

I got this City Trail event warning while playing Kirby Air Riders but nothing happened in-game, should I be worried?

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

happy softbugz sunday
today i show u what i'm working with
does this dress pass the test?

NULL OF SPADES

What are we when we're apart?
What are we?

We have to make society hostile toward sports betting we need to begin applying intense social forces to put a stop to this we have to make this as welcome as taking your cock out in line at the grocery store

Incredicer (2025)

strikes a weird design balance between the sort of clicker games you're supposed to hit the end of in about an hour and the sort you're supposed to play Forever, and as a result it forgoes any real purpose and the escalation of its gameplay loop stalls too early. Ah well.

good to know what the plans are for when we next meet :3

devoting my life to making sure this is the smallest your tits will ever be again

the Hidden King from Deadlock

for years, your pursuit of wealth and infamy has been thwarted by a doddering inventor and his canine companion. Summon the Hidden King, Feathers McGraw, and claim the blue diamond as your own once and for all.

DARLING

Just opened pandora's lootbox and got an ultra rare disaster!!

A punk goes on a factory tour with her friends, only to be the only one not to wind up as an inflated product of the Factory by the end. In order to buy her friends' freedoms, Piper becomes the Factory's newest loomp, in my WIP book, "The Employee Discount"

🎨 @frankyloomps.bsky.social

I say this as a non-vegetarian: The annoying vegan stereotype is entirely projection from people who recognize that there is a moral element to their choice to continue eating meat, and they resent being reminded of that fact.

𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵𝘴! 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺!
👑⚪️🔴

two discord messages right next to each other, the first being from september 2021 and saying "obviously I'm not plural but i do actually feel like a different person when i get into it" and the second being from august 2024 and saying "we're fucking plural"

was looking for something in a friend's DMs and fucking lost it seeing these two back to back in the search results

Werewolf transformation sequence of five images. A woman has teeth push through her skin under her neck, a jaw follows as the head of a wolf pushes out from around her head and snaps shut around her head. Finally she is a wolf headed woman drenched down the front with blood

werewolves

genshin/honkai fans be like “dude the stories actually so good if you ignore the worst practices in the game industry” and then the story is the worst thing youve ever seen in a video game

[ com ] Take your Balloon Boy on a Walk🎈💕
#maleinflation

clumsy new form!

excuse me, she actually ran a great speaking tour and it's your fault she didn't sell all the seats

watch your turn

Ran out of my SSRIs last week. Thanks to donations I was able to restock, but because I need them shipped in while I work out healthcare in a new jurisdiction, my brain has been rawdogging life without setraline for a bit. And I caught a bad cold. And everything from the original post still applies.

sometimes even the most seasoned Posters have to know when to walk away

Genuinely sorry to put this in your timeline but I had to