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@steb.bsky.social

i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)

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One of my professors was the designers of the Scarlet Spider.

When the video games offered that costume option, my professor was never informed, despite being owed royalties. He had to chase Marvel down.

He died the same year Scarlet Spider was in Spider-Verse. They had to crowdfund his funeral.

07.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1834    πŸ” 918    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 17
Sickos at the window meme, but after "yes ha ha ha" in the speech bubble, the title screen for Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 has been pasted in.

Sickos at the window meme, but after "yes ha ha ha" in the speech bubble, the title screen for Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 has been pasted in.

06.12.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

if you're buying too many graphic tees: I recommend you get into pro wrestling. Seeing how many dogshit t shirts we have will change your ways Ebenezer Scrooge style

07.12.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very glad I only discovered Hot Topic has international shipping *after* I aged out of buying new graphic tees, otherwise my wardrobe might have never recovered

07.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Full of baja blast

07.12.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, an initiate just got her markings finally! I wonder what she'll do with them...

07.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*mr krabs voice* we used ta' beat people up fer sayin' things like that!

07.12.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it does occasionally make my head spin that there's an online culture where it's Progressive to respond to I Hate Men with "even me? :c" and subsequently Progressive to respond to that with "yes you're right sir a thousand pardons it won't happen again"

07.12.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bernard, a host from Westworld, physically and mentally unable to recognize evidence right in front of his eyes: "Doesn't look like anything to me."

Bernard, a host from Westworld, physically and mentally unable to recognize evidence right in front of his eyes: "Doesn't look like anything to me."

[trans people fired from all federal jobs]
[trans people fired from all military jobs]
[trans people fired from jobs everywhere]
[cis people fired for being accused of being trans]
[cis professors fired for mentioning trans people exist]
[trans teacher fired for giving a bad grade to Nazi]

liberal:

01.12.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3685    πŸ” 1136    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 18

It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star

07.12.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1062    πŸ” 449    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Extremely real for this

Everyone that plays a gacha game thinks that they're the exception and that *their* game isn't exploitative, just because it works in a slightly different way

It's universally bad and just 15 years ago that shit would've been mocked, now for some reason people love it

07.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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warm up!!! normal about f*re emblem boys who are girls #fangsart

09.08.2023 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sketch Comm for @gov-purple.bsky.social of Bell Asui and Inko Midoriya from MHA, big and fat at the beach. Now in color!

07.12.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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///CW: #furrynsfw

I think that's fox for "I'm going to snap you in half."

07.12.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 867    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

"Music for this big empty open world is gated behind an amiibo" feels like a terminal stage of enshittification. Nintendo has always been obsessed with gimicky hardware and clever little tricks, but they usually haven't done microtransaction-adjacent stuff, and this feels like a version of that

07.12.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's integral to noelle holiday's character that she is the type of girl who played rpg maker horror games when she was like 14 years old at 2 am and often looked outside her window and saw an endless, dark forest

05.12.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 883    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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she forgot

06.12.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
An inflatable version of Wereguar, a huge dark grey werewolf guarian with crudely drawn eyes and sawtooth grin. They are outside on a sunny day with a few clouds in the background, the sun brightly reflecting off their rubber hide. They are staring directly at you

An inflatable version of Wereguar, a huge dark grey werewolf guarian with crudely drawn eyes and sawtooth grin. They are outside on a sunny day with a few clouds in the background, the sun brightly reflecting off their rubber hide. They are staring directly at you

While you'd think he'd have an affinity for night, there's nothing really stopping wereguar from appearing in broad daylight

07.12.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 856    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it

07.12.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 937    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
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this has become a very important video to me

07.12.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17790    πŸ” 4189    πŸ’¬ 299    πŸ“Œ 340

the "boyfriend material" women have been searching for is latex pvc and silicone rubber. but be careful

07.12.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just a bubbling juice keg now oh well

06.12.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah she definitely is

05.12.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

hey is she um

04.12.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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looks at you like this teehee πŸ«πŸ’™

03.12.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yippie blood and gore and death and ladies

07.12.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind

06.12.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1162    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah like, even if I hypothetically had a movie screen and sound system in my home, I'd still wanna Go Out Someplace and make an occasion of seeing a movie

07.12.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nah sorry babe I adore going to the cinema by myself, I love the big screen and the good speakers and getting to be out of the house and being made to focus uninterrupted on something. I like movies at home but the cinema just hits different

07.12.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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