Einherjar

Einherjar

@einherjar1312.bsky.social

playing video games like ffxiv, total war warhammer and pdox rts occasionally retweet bunnies

182 Followers 1,165 Following 91 Posts Joined Nov 2023
4 months ago

Please let them come to Germany and lose millions because costumers would hate that here, that would be the funniest thing since Walmart lost MILLIONS.

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4 months ago

That's the experience I'm missing in the historical germany path, that's why I only play ahistorical paths that oppose the nazis.

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4 months ago
A glooby Halloween witch alien works on a cauldron a compatriot appears to be filling with its body
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6 months ago
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Be careful, there is a new scam going around.

If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

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7 months ago

I got I think a secret or perfect ending because I helped her get first place in all races.

She's great.

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7 months ago

Oh neat the patch is out now?

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7 months ago
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The first one slipped. >:C

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7 months ago

and the fact that the majority of guardsmen don't survive 24 hours into their first combat. :T

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7 months ago

The average lifespan in the Imperium is below 30.
The Ultramar Sector is considered HIGH with the life expectancy of 30. And the Ultramar sector gets devastated by [Insert Threat] every other edition.

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7 months ago

You won't make it to 60 though.
Ultramar Sector is famous for the high average life expectancy of... 30.
The rest of the Imperium is worse.

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Digital graphic with the text "anti-censorship campaign" and screenshots of headlines about how multiple storefronts have removed NSFW content due to pressure from payment processors and Collective Shout.

I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones

Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign

But we can EASILY top 1,000!

I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!

β†»πŸ’¬β™‘ to boost

We CAN make a difference πŸ’•

#itch #censorship

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7 months ago

I see why women like that game. :T

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7 months ago

What's the sword raising game?

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A bowl or plate decorated with a painted face. Caption: child of a man and a bowl $3,000-$4,000 A vase that looks like a sad swan. Caption: swan just learning it's a vase $2,000-$4,000 A plate with a happy face painted on it. Caption: "hey, I'm a plate! How bout you?" Plate $500-$800 A framed drawing of a man behind a shear curtain. Caption: drawing that is in jail $2,000-$3,000
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A painting with huge eyes. Neither the appraiser or the other person are looking at it. Caption: painting that kills you is you looi at it $53,000-$80,000 A mug with a painting of a man on it. Caption: man whose job is to be a mug $2,000-$5,000 A strange looking painting and frame. The frame is a square on its corner, but the painting is a circle. The painting is all in blue and white and it's an old person from a few hundred years ago wearing a ruff. Caption: interdimensional old lady portal $16,000-$19,000 A nice clock with a woman behind it. Caption: old woman behind clock $32,000-$34,000
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A bunch of fancy flatware. Caption: silverware stolen from red lobster $2,000-$3,000 A golf bag with clubs. Caption: the entire concept of golf $13-$17 An old phonograph. Caption: loud flower $2,000-$5,000 A big cabinet. Caption: cabinet with $2,000 inside it $1,500-$1,700
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A statue of a monkey on a camel. Caption: this mother fucked $10,000-$15,000 A bunch of golf clubs. Caption: very long spoons $8,000-$10,000 Miniature lighthouse figurine. Caption: lighthouse (bigger in person) $32,000-$35,000 The appraiser and the man look at each other over two brass candlesticks. Caption: these two men's sexual tension $15-$38
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A bunch of metal plates or chargers. Caption: paper plates made of metal $2,000-$6,000 The appraiser on the left is in a wacky Hawaiian shirt, man on the right has patterned shorts. They're standing with a dresser. Caption: left guy's shirt + right guy's pants $5,000-$8,000 Bald man with a doll. Caption: doll that makes you bald Some kind of carved owl statue. Caption: the worst owl $18,000-$20,000
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Appraiser touching a coat. Caption: coat that if touched loses all value $0-$0 Model plane. Caption: plane from when people were smaller $22,000-$30,000 (in big people money) A mirror in which you can see the photographer. Caption: photographer trapped in mirror. $5,000-$6,000 Appraiser and man both laughing, looking at some weird bowls. Caption: bowls that make you laugh $350-$500

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

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7 months ago

That could also quickly become a horror story.
Imagine if the WoL got one of the devices on their head, died, then got a new soul.
While Azem's (and Ardbert's fraction) soul are either given to someone else or used as fuel for these memories.

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7 months ago
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brainrot song unlocked

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8 months ago

If they have a thingy on the right ear they are male irl. If it's on the left ear they are female.
The mommy horse girl is actually a stallion.

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8 months ago

We got the same idiots in Germany.
Next they will say looking into the sun or a solar eclipse without protective glasses is fine. πŸ˜’

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