Let’s bring back Sniglets.

Today: Errandrenaline — the boost in energy and self-esteem I get from completing the 90-second DMV task I had been putting off for two months.

Hear me out…an English grammar book designed to keep kids’ attention with superhero theming. Title: TO INFINITIVE AND BEYOND.

The only downside to Wicked’s popularity? The inevitable onslaught of drunken corporate types at karaoke who will try “Defying…” both propriety and pitch. #leaveittotheprofessionals

This bill seeks to limit the mobility of a population whose very existence is being contested. That is harrowing, and I don't think one can read too deeply into the implications.

Ok. Hear me out. Shake Shack, but for snakes. You give holiday gift cards to people who suck. When they run away screaming after visiting what they thought would be a delicious burger purveyor, you shrug and say, “lol my bad. Typo.” #snakeshack

Ok. Hear me out. Shawshank Redemption, but with cats. Years of scratching at upholstery creates a secret tunnel to freedom, disguised with a Garfield poster. #clawshank

We’re so back