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I'm Patch ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Oceanography, writing, ballet, Chinese history, comics, cassettes, cosplay and maybe anime. The original Hex Maniac, irl Anarchy Stocking. Feel free to say hi!

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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep goingโ€”
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last tiโ€”
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

10.12.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13162    ๐Ÿ” 4699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104    ๐Ÿ“Œ 222

I have a chip on my shoulder

10.12.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting chips from the chippy after not having any deep fried food for a while was a bad idea

10.12.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Lucky Star anniversary 2025!
#luckystar #ใ‚‰ใใ™ใŸ #art

10.12.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 809    ๐Ÿ” 346    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're feasting well

10.12.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's why we're in rival factions, never to meet

10.12.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like boats

10.12.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was also an issue of a magazine called Ships Monthly from 1988 (this month's issue covers everything from cruise ships to the Australian Navy!), which struck me as the sort of thing I'd have subscribed to in 1988, before I could find random information on ships online whenever I want

10.12.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are bargains you don't miss no matter the season!

10.12.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went into town for Christmas shopping, the first thing I did was go into the second hand store and get 3 cassette tapes and 2 books on ballet from the 50s for myself

10.12.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚ตใƒณใ‚ฟใƒใƒงใƒ“
#ใ‚ฌใƒซใƒ‘ใƒณ #garupan

10.12.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SUBMARINERโ€™S BAR

DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT

โ€œRumour has it, theyโ€™re building a really big submarine.โ€

08.12.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Aisha ClanClan Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

09.12.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1590    ๐Ÿ” 441    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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It's rude to point

08.12.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ‚นใ‚ฑใƒƒใƒใƒ–ใƒƒใ‚ฏใฎ่ฉฑ้กŒใซใชใฃใŸใฎใงใ€
ๆ˜”ใ€ๅ‹ไบบใฎๆœฌใซๅฏ„็จฟใ—ใŸใ‚„ใคใ‚’ใ€‚
็ทš็”ปใ—ใ‹ใƒ‡ใƒผใ‚ฟใŒใชใ„ใ‚“ใ˜ใ‚ƒใ‘ใฉโ€ฆใชใ‚“ใง๏ผŸ
ๅฎŸใฏ็ฉบ้–‘ๅ…ˆ่ผฉใŒๅฅฝใใชใ‚“ใงใ™ใ€‚

08.12.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Sailor Senshi // Toshio Satow // PC-98

Sailor Senshi // Toshio Satow // PC-98

Sailor Senshi // Toshio Satow // PC-98

07.12.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Gunsmith Cats

07.12.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 612    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"All I can think about, is not thinking" - Horny enlightenment

07.12.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel that whenever I make myself a lemsip I always end up taking about 2 sips and then just let it cool down enough to just down the rest in one go
Hope you feel better soon!

07.12.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#ๆฑๆ–นproject
#้œง้›จ้ญ”็†ๆฒ™
ๆฑๆ–นใƒ—ใƒญใ‚ธใ‚งใ‚ฏใƒˆ2ๆฌกๅ‰ตไฝœใƒ•ใ‚กใƒณใ‚ขใƒผใƒˆ
้œง้›จ้ญ”็†ๆฒ™(ๆฑๆ–น้ฌผๅฝข็ฃ)

07.12.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scotland will beat England in the World Cup Final on July 19, 2026

07.12.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถFriday night and the gates are low and it's raining
Bastard slip of a sub's ruined my weekend๐ŸŽต

07.12.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Patch Awful: All Sports, All The Time

07.12.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reminder that now is the time to create a locked account on X, post every permutation of 'x will beat y in the World Cup Final on July 19, 2026', so next summer you can delete all incorrect results, unlock, instantly gain thousands of followers, and sell the account to a crypto scam for $$$

07.12.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ใ€ใŸใฌใ(ใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜)ใ€‘ใƒžใƒผใƒ™ใƒฉใ‚นใ‚ตใƒณใƒ‡ใƒผใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒ ๏ผ๏ผ
YouTube video by ใŸใฌใ(ใ‚ฆใƒžๅ‹•็”ป)ๆŠ•็จฟๆ‰€ ใ€ใŸใฌใ(ใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜)ใ€‘ใƒžใƒผใƒ™ใƒฉใ‚นใ‚ตใƒณใƒ‡ใƒผใ‚ฟใ‚คใƒ ๏ผ๏ผ

Simply having a Marvelous Sunday Time

07.12.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess the difference is I'd just end the post there instead of hammering the joke into the ground with a thousand digs that are weirdly homophobic
And that's why I'll never make it big on this site

07.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real tragedy of bsky is I can't even post something like 'Given how FIFA have been infamous for rampant corruption for basically their entire existence, it should be no surprise that real recognises real' without feeling like I should be on the Discover page

07.12.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It came to me in a visionโ€ฆ.

(I swear I didnโ€™t intend to do 2 Sailor Moon pics in a row, this just happened๐Ÿ˜…)

#sailormoon #peanuts #fanart

07.12.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Always thinking about the tweet that was like "Cutie Honey? Obviously the name of an anime for complete perverts. Now, Creamy Mami, that's wholesome family entertainment."

05.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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