Glowsticks 4 Bones

Poster design for the film “Bone Lake” that features medical illustrations of two pelvic bones phasing into each other

Bone Lake? More like. Boner Lake 💀

A digital collage of various pieces of personal photos depicting things that happened or were watched in the month of September 2025

September 2025 🎠✨

Why thank you!! ☺️💕

An all time favorite album 🩵 (2/2)

New Zine for Metric’s Live It Out 🩷 (1/2)

Portrait of "Gwen" from web series Knights of Guinevere

The princess #KnightsofGuinevere

A cartoonish illustration of the Guinevere plushie but her blue guts are spilling out from under her dress

NO! DON’T TURN GUINEVERE INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES!

AUUUUGGGGHHHH

#KnightsOfGuinevere

Tiny clowns.

I was going to make something spooky for this month but these guys appeared instead. Tiny Clown Decals to help you through these trying times.

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A poster for the tv show “Alien Earth” with all the characters and creatures in a cascade along the right side with the tagline “It will live in your chest forever!”

It will live in your chest forever!

A poster for the film “The Long Walk” featuring the boys walking along a road with racetrack dogs overlayed on top of them chasing a rabbit. Everything is laying on its side

WARNING!!! ⚠️

It’s Long Walk poster time 👟

A commission sheet showing prices for commercial book cover art. Standard cover - $1000+ Painted cover - $1200+ Wrap-around cover - $1800+ Filthy cover variant - +50% of cover price Starting cover prices get you: - Two (2) characters - Fully rendered background - Full commercial rights to the artwork (i.e. printed merch, promo material, physical/e-book cover, etc.) Stuff that costs extra: - More characters (priced per character beyond the original two) - Very complex character designs (think six-armed centaur demon with bedazzled horns and engraved armor) - Or very complex backgrounds (i.e. a crystal glass cathedral or something) Things I will draw: - All genders, all bodies - Humans, monsters, robots, aliens - Kinky stuff (just ask!) Things I will NOT draw: - Minors (<18) in sexual/suggestive scenarios - NSFW art featuring non-sapient creatures - Racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic imagery - NSFW art featuring real individuals/characters based on real individuals without their consent Pay via Paypal or Venmo! Questions? Email me at: rowan.woodcock@gmail.com XOXO - Rowan

Are you a romantasy author in need of cover art? Looking for a new cover artist to make your book pop on the shelf? I'm accepting new clients! Reach out via email: rowan.woodcock@gmail.com

went to the beach with my bf and tell me why like the only photos he took were of him trying to look at boats from far away

A parody of the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” poster for the Sabrina Carpenter music video “Tears” that uses a repeated pattern of her legs

It’s the Sabrina Carpenter Picture Show!

A paper picture of tomatoes on the vine bordered by a marker illustration of cartoonish tomatoes

you say tomato, i also say tomato 🍅

Hey look it’s me!

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A cartoonish illustration of a woman’s head and shoulders where here eyes are popped out and dangling out of their sockets

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A digital collage of various pieces of personal photos depicting things that happened or were watched in the month of August 2025

August 2025 🌼🌱❌

August went by SO FAST what

Poster for the movie “Boys Go To Jupiter” with an orange tree that has circular leaves in a vector style

This movie made me crave orange juice so badly 🍊

Poster design for the film “Honey Don’t!” that has the preacher at his podium but his face and hands are whited out and glowing

Designed a poster for Honey Don’t! 🩵

Poster design for the movie “Highest 2 Lowest” that features the Brooklyn bridge, a subway car, and a piano with subway lines overlayed

My poster for Highest 2 Lowest 🎧

Poster design for the movie “Sorry, Baby” that features a house repeating within itself that has a window covered in paper in the center

My tribute poster for Sorry, Baby

a few people asked so heres pixel art commissions yippee :) message me for more info

Right before the Chris Fleming show last night I heard someone behind me go “Oh I LOVE human experiences”

Poster design for the movie “Weapons” that looks like the ring camera app showing the children running with their arms out in the different boxes along with one depicting a darkened doorway

What do you see that I don’t?

Woag okay y’all really liked this one… follow me if you want more weird art I guess 🥺

Illustration of segmented silhouettes containing cartoonish nerves and blobs and dots overlayed on top of each other with lyrics from Death Cab for Cutie’s “Soul Meets Body”

🔵🟡🔴 soul meets body 🔴🟡🔵

When they said that I really felt it. Share if you cried